Even though I attempted to tender my LB resignation to The Emperor, he "gently persuaded" me into doing another; something about "jumper cables" and "testicles," though the details are a little fuzzy.

*rimshot*

Anyway, Columbus. Yeah, man... like, Columbus.

*crickets*

Right. Okay, so the Wings NEED two points, and preferably in Regulation. Everyone's gotta be all in tonight, and every night from here on in.

James and his Giant Dong, the Mule, The Kids, Quintucket, everyone. Every game.

ALL. IN.

Not much else to say, really, other than something about it being a Live Blog, Bitches.