Abel to Yzerman

Abel to Yzerman

Abstinence Is The Only Cure

02/23/2013 at 5:30pm EST

We've endured losing streaks before. Usually in February, like this one. Only those were different because our midget commissioner hadn't ordered a five-month snow day.

This one is horribler, a word I rarely use but it's a real word because I checked. It's horribler because if there's one thing we learned from The Natural, it's that losing is a disease as contagious as syphilis. I don't want to catch sypilis and I've taken certain steps over the course of my life to ensure I haven't. But if losing is contagious like that disease does that mean only the players themselves will catch it or the fans too? I do not want syphilis.

Please win. I'm allergic to penicillin and I really dislike Nashville.

It's a Live Blog bitches. We're all in serious trouble.

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