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It May Be Time To Consider The Merits Of Vomiting Profusely

Did I spell "vomiting" correctly? It's not two t's, is it? That's kind of a big deal because the subject of the post is the ONE THING YOU CAN'T SCREW UP because it goes to all the feeds and shit. So, in lieu of spell checking, I'm just gonna hope.

Anyway. Here we are. Same as we ever were. Four losses in a row, just like last year at this time.  Apathy, just like last year at this time. An angry Jeff Blashill, which we don't see enough of.

But, hey, don't you worry Double Eh will save us  He'll rescue you, Kenny. He'll single-handedly bring us back to the brink of mediocrity and we'll sway and swindle our way into the 10 spot. 

Oh, and Kenny? Want to see how far you and your franchise have fallen? This is just a nifty ditty from the Emperor today.

I belly-laugh at NBC thinking they've got the NHL covered when Crosby goes against McDavid tonight in Pitts and they're showing Det-Buff

That's a tweet from Jim Matheson. Ok. Granted, he's an Edmonton guy.  But, still, the Detroit Red Wings are being used as a punch line to demonstrate Gary Bettman's little side show of a professional sports league still doesn't really get it. 

I'm sorry. Am I sounding negative tonite? You know I get like that sometimes.

When? When the Wings suck. That's when, Kenny.

Time for you to go, big boy. Time. For. You. To. Go.

Speaking of go time, it's a Live Blog bitchessssssssss.

LGRW.

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calquake's avatar

It’s a great night for a hockey game.  L.G.R.W.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/24/17 at 06:08 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Evenin ’ Bitches. Less whining, more winning. Or, I will be forced into more bitchin ’ . wink


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/24/17 at 06:36 PM ET

Bent's avatar

No Emerick or Olczyk?  This may actually be listenable.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 10/24/17 at 06:37 PM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

Only the douche canoe could make this game more insufferably angst ridden.  6-2 final. Wings will win.

Posted by The Hurricane on 10/24/17 at 06:37 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

“More Bitching.” That will be the title of my “Mamifesto ”  wink

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/24/17 at 06:39 PM ET

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No egg laying allowed tonight

LGRW

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/24/17 at 06:41 PM ET

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game on

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/24/17 at 06:41 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Hejsan Allesammans !! 

LGRW clap clap clap

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/24/17 at 06:45 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Good grief…is it possible that their passing has gotten WORSE this week?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 10/24/17 at 06:49 PM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

I like this new aggressive fore check. Now if we can get just some net front presence….

Posted by The Hurricane on 10/24/17 at 06:50 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Hóla Bitches!

I belly-laugh at NBC thinking they’ve got the NHL covered when Crosby goes against McDavid tonight in Pitts and they’re showing Det-Buff


That’s golden right there.

Posted by RWBill on 10/24/17 at 06:55 PM ET

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Yeah, that slash was way worse than Larkin getting interfered with and knocked down into the goal/boards away from the puck a minute ago.  rolleyes

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/24/17 at 06:56 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

Does NBC just give anyone with the last name of Albert a play by play job???...Marv,Kenny, Al…they all suck

Posted by Down River Dan on 10/24/17 at 06:57 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Does NBC just give anyone with the last name of Albert a play by play job???...Marv,Kenny, Al…they all suck

At least it’s not Olcsuck and the canoe

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 10/24/17 at 07:13 PM ET

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That was so Errorsson   shut eye

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/24/17 at 07:14 PM ET

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So that period by the Wings was the response to last game?  sick

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/24/17 at 07:17 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Another period of embarrassing hockey, with only Jimmy’s Dong to thank for not already being blown out of the building.

Posted by Hootinani from the parade following Babs out of town on 10/24/17 at 07:19 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

That was a pretty crappy period from Red wings..But I still Believe we will win… LGRW

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/24/17 at 07:26 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Still two periods to go but it “appears” Blashill may have already lost his team.  Time will tell.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/24/17 at 07:30 PM ET

Royal Grand Exalted PooBah's avatar

Did I spell “vomiting” correctly? It’s not two t’s, is it?  I would have used two “t’s” as it would have given everyone a Double Dose of your pimin’ Tthrowinup vommitting style!


Confused?  ah - here to help - movie reference from Idiocracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzEMGfR_BtQ


Oh yeah… Evenin ’ Bitches

 

 

Posted by Royal Grand Exalted PooBah from the basement of the Alamo on 10/24/17 at 07:33 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Still two periods to go but it “appears” Blashill may have already lost his team.  Time will tell.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin’ on my manifesto on 10/24/17 at 08:30 PM ET

Frustrating.  Eh?


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/24/17 at 07:33 PM ET

bigfrog's avatar

Still 0-0. There is always hope. LOL

Posted by bigfrog on 10/24/17 at 07:37 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Howdy bitches. I take it’s been a snooze fest with only 21 posts on the L-bee..Wakey wakey LGRW

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 10/24/17 at 07:38 PM ET

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Skate to the back of another player’s skate…..nope, not tripping

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/24/17 at 07:39 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I take it’s been a snooze fest with only 21 posts on the L-bee

Something has to happen on the ice to change that. tongue laugh

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/24/17 at 07:41 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

hey gang

I really like our team.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/24/17 at 07:43 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Larkin is showing his immaturity so far this game.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/24/17 at 07:43 PM ET

Royal Grand Exalted PooBah's avatar

LGRW!  Show me your WAR FACE!

Posted by Royal Grand Exalted PooBah from the basement of the Alamo on 10/24/17 at 07:44 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Something has to happen on the ice .... like rum?

Posted by RWBill on 10/24/17 at 07:44 PM ET

Royal Grand Exalted PooBah's avatar

Doh! too big

Posted by Royal Grand Exalted PooBah from the basement of the Alamo on 10/24/17 at 07:44 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Something has to happen on the ice .... like rum?

Or maybe Crown Royal Black for me.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/24/17 at 07:46 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

here’s a thought ...

with jimmy n his dong in goal tonite

can we refer to the goalie crease as the stubhub?

feel free to discuss.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/24/17 at 07:47 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I actually got a comment from Gabe a couple of weeks ago on facebook.
We miss guys like him and others with biting sense of humor that made the LBs highly entertaining.
Then again, so were the Wings entertaining in those days.

Posted by RWBill on 10/24/17 at 07:49 PM ET

Royal Grand Exalted PooBah's avatar

Something has to happen on the ice .... like rum?

Yup with Cherry Coke.

Posted by Royal Grand Exalted PooBah from the basement of the Alamo on 10/24/17 at 07:50 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Then again, so were the Wings entertaining in those days.

Preach it brother.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/24/17 at 07:50 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Give me a Leroux blackberry brandy. My 93 year old uncle swears by it. You should too. LGRW

 

Posted by cigar_nurse from On The mend for next season Greenville Pylons on 10/24/17 at 07:50 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

That PP rush had TWO drop passes before they lost possession.

Posted by RWBill on 10/24/17 at 07:51 PM ET

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And there’s Kronwall on at the end of the PP taking waaaaay to long to get the puck to Frk then floating a pass towards him when he finally decides to pass.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/24/17 at 07:51 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Crap.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 10/24/17 at 07:52 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

... Then again, so were the Wings entertaining in those days.

” ... those were the days.”


... aaaaaaaaaaaand buff scores 0-1

//sigh//

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/24/17 at 07:52 PM ET

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