Canucks and Beyond

One Last Kick

04/05/2008 at 3:54pm EDT

The final chapter in the 82 part nightmare that has been the Vancouver Canucks 2007-08 season, unfolds tonight at GM Place. A downer of a game for Canucks fans, but still worth watching for a couple reasons.

For one, a win against the Flames increases the likelihood they become Shark-bait in the first round of the playoffs. And for another, it’s likely to be the goodbye game for Trevor Linden and possibly Markus Naslund. (Miss 604 suggests we consider it the Unofficial Trevor Linden Appreciation Day. Good plan.)

Anyway, about Calgary.

Fortunately I was at the Vancouver Airport yesterday and managed to snap a photo of Dion Phaneuf, who clearly wasn’t expecting any cameras to be around. Apparently he borrowed some of his girlfriend’s clothing in his hurry to make the team plane?

Gotta love a man who’s this comfortable with his masculinity…

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Sorry, I couldn’t resist. :)

Besides, I blame Lainey. When I read this a couple weeks ago, I knew I’d have to take action:

So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and now, I’m told it’s Dion Phaneuf and everyone in Calgary will tell you…he’s f*cking amazing.

Amazing.

Just signed 6 year contract reportedly worth over $6 million a year and he’s only 22…one of the brightest young stars in the league. And his c*ck just got a little bigger. Because he’s banging the girl next door.

After reading that, I knew I was either going to have to start vomiting, or engineer some grotesquely-bad photoshopping.

I think I made an excellent choice.

(And I hope you appreciate the trouble I go to, Vancouver, to make this world a better place…)

And for one last time—Go Canucks!

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