The Ice Block has christened them “Milary” and I’m seriously worried that the name will catch on.

Meet the “power couple” of Mike Comrie and Hilary Duff.

From TMZ:

Hilary and fresh boy toy Mike Comrie were spotted having a romantic dinner last night at Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica. Try the veal cutlet! Comrie is the center for the New York Islanders hockey team, but his “net worth” doesn’t stop there; the Canadian pucker comes with quite a wad of cash—as heir to the Brick Warehouse fortune (which is Canada’s version of Sears). Score!

Not to be picky, but “The Brick” is not Canada’s version of Sears. SEARS is Canada’s version of Sears.

But I do approve of one thing: calling Mike Comrie a “pucker” has a special ring to it. Or so Edmonton fans are liable to point out.