“We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenstrom to the newspaper.

—from The Local in Sweden (*photos might be NSFW)

Now there’s a line you don’t hear every day. For more on an awesome story, Puck Daddy tells the whole tale.

It’s not often that one needs to tag a hockey story as NSFW, but I suppose there are people bound to find this one offensive. (Not me, however—I think it’s hilarious. But I can be incredibly immature…)