Thanks to a friend’s email last night—expressing his heartfelt concern that the Vancouver Canucks look confused enough on the ice these days already—I saw this fine bit of disoriented encouragement from TSN. You can click on the image to enlarge; just read the headline on the right-hand side:

Anyway, with Taylor Pyatt out of action (nursing possibly the first concussion in recorded history caused by getting The Finger), Moose Man Jannik Hansen is in.

Whether he helps Vancouver survive another day—or to just “lose loosely to ease the pressure”—I couldn’t even begin to guess anymore.