Given the nature of the two teams on the ice in GM Place tonight and their battle for 1st place in the division, it seemed timely to present this how-to guide titled “How to Run a Hockey Offense: Breaking the Trap”:

Introduction: The neutral zone trap is one of the most popular defenses. It is fairly easy to execute and remains very effective. This is an attempt to subjugate that defense.

Level of Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:
* Hockey Sticks
* Hockey Pucks
* Ice Skates

9 easy steps. But alas, it may not work, as the guide also finishes with this caution…

If the defense ignores this ruse, the offense will be no more effective than a fly punching through a brick wall.