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Crosby Plays On

from Rosie DiManno of the Toronto Star,

The pillowy lips part to reveal a mouthful of ruin, a graveyard of tombstone teeth and mutilated gums.

There’s a gap between the lower bicuspids, a V-shaped hollow through which sibilant sounds emerge, a whistle of consonants and vowels.

Sidney Crosby is lisping.

“Thith is going to be the toughetht tetht yet.’’

Game 3 of the Eastern Conference semifinal against the Senators-at-home, he meant: Toughest. Test. Yet.

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Red Winger's avatar

Sidney Crosby is lisping.

Low-hanging fruit, but I will not take it.

I will not.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 05/20/13 at 09:51 AM ET

Savage Henry's avatar

*snicker*

Posted by Savage Henry on 05/20/13 at 10:07 AM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

The pillowy lips comment is hanging off the same branch Red Winger.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/20/13 at 10:16 AM ET

redxblack's avatar

We’ve been calling him “Thid” for years. Where are our royalties?!

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 05/20/13 at 10:18 AM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

Sidney Crosby is lisping.

Not that there is anything wrong with that…... wink

Posted by Down River Dan on 05/20/13 at 10:19 AM ET

Mistercristo's avatar

NEXT ON TEEN BEAT: an interview with his dreamy dentist!  Jesus Christ.

Posted by Mistercristo from Cameron Frye's garage, circa 1987 on 05/20/13 at 10:31 AM ET

Sadie's avatar

I see that Rosie DiManno has decided to be a disgrace to journalism in yet another sport that I enjoy.

It’s worth noting that this is far from the worst she can do. She’s also in the habit of degrading sexual assault victims in her columns.

How does this woman have job?

Posted by Sadie from Ann Arbor, MI on 05/20/13 at 11:00 AM ET

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First the “Sens Nation” article and then this tripe?  I hope these are ironic posts.

Posted by yayamo on 05/20/13 at 11:13 AM ET

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She’s goofing on Crosby for lisping after undergoing surgery for a broken jaw??? If she wanted to take the low road why doesn’t she write about Bryan Murray’s moronic tirade concerning Karlson’s hit from Matt Cooke???  And how he should have benn suthspended!!!

Posted by Joe on 05/20/13 at 01:01 PM ET

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In all seriousness, check out what Rosie looks like.

http://www.thestar.com/authors.rosie_dimanno.html

Explains the hositlity, doesn’t it!

Posted by Joe on 05/20/13 at 01:07 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Well, she does write for The Toronto sTHar…

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/20/13 at 01:54 PM ET

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