After one of my first practices, I stay out on the ice as long as I could because when you’re the new young guy you kind of have to be the last person off the ice. You do your best to put as much work in as you can while not being seen or heard. Finally, I head to the locker room and no surprise, most guys had left.

So I’m in the showers, shampooing or whatever, when all of a sudden I hear this deep, booming voice.

“Aww, no way. No way!”

My heart jumps. I thought I was alone.

“There’s just no way. No f%*#*%@ way.”

who said it and a good read by the way...