One, our latest contest has garnered a less than enthusiastic reaction. Wrong answer. Design your damn playoff banners and send them to me so I can post them and we can all laugh at our collective immaturity.

Two, the glossary’s been updated. Some of you will be pleased. Others will be angry (Andrew) that I elected to make fun of you in such a public manner. As always, your suggestions for improvement can be added to the comment section of this post or emailed to me directly. Additions you prompted: Ass Can, Anti-Digger, SMOC, BTHIRMFers and more!