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Abel to Yzerman

Game 3: Must Win? Yup. Just like the other 78.

10/17/2016 at 6:04pm EDT

Here's what you do. You keep a guy like Andreas Athanasiou (First time I spelled it right without copying and pasting. Thank you). You keep him because he proved himself to be the type of player who can break a game open.

You keep that guy and then you sit him in Game 1 against Tampa.

You play him against Florida and you watch as he gets 14 minutes of ice time and one shot on goal. Good minutes. We applaud that. Shitty production. That makes us sad.

But, he's young. You keep throwing him out there, right? You keep putting him in a position to succeed because you've seen that he can do it and you figure that with confidence he'll blossom even more. It's why you kept him up right?

Wrong. For Game three you put him on the fourth line.

It's the Red Wing way.

The final opening night at Joe Louis arena. I've seen that a few times today. The next game will be the final second game at the Joe. When's Arbor Day? Can we celebrate the final Arbor Day at the Joe? How about the final time the Wings play at the Joe the same night Cher drags her silicone ass across a casino stage a few blocks away? Can we do that?

The Wings have 8 games left. 8.

8 games to convince me I need to shell out the bucks for Center Ice. I'm sure they feel the pressure.

If, after ten games, the Wings have 9 points, I'll get Center Ice.

If they have less, I'll tell you all I won't get Center Ice, but I probably will.

If they have 6 points or less I will not get it. Absolutely not.

If they have 3 points over the next ten games I'll be in a gutter.

It's a Live Blog. The Final Live blog chronicling the final time the Wings will open a season at Joe Louis Arena. Bitches.

LGRW.

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