from Down Goes Brown,

- He designed a fancy database to crunch the numbers on every major trade made by any NHL team over the past few years, but it keeps crashing whenever it gets to Winnipeg because it can’t divide by zero.

- Every time he tries to type the word “analytics”, he gets four letters in and then starts giggling so hard he has an asthma attack.

- When you accidentally make a reference to “CORSI” in an email, he immediately sprints to your office to breathlessly inform you that it’s actually spelled “Corsi”, instead of calmly shooting you in both kneecaps the way a real stats guru would.

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