My, can he tell a story. Last summer he perched himself on a barstool in front of the pool at a cottage north of Toronto while a dozen or so friends on deck chairs eavesdropped on his soliloquy. He mused about life after hockey, about his possibly becoming a teacher or owning a ranch in Montana. Of course, summer is his most interesting time of year. In summers past he has resided at an Irish manor, run with the bulls in Pamplona, auditioned for the role of Dino in The Flintstones movie, was backup goalkeeper for Ireland in soccer's World Cup, served as a ball boy in an Andre Agassi match at the U.S. Open, was an extra in the football scene in Forrest Gump and played saxophone at a jazz festival. These entries in the media guides are no less true than the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

You probably know who it is...