This Stanley Cup final has been so ugly we could swear it was born with a tail. So ugly it's Mama had to tie a porkchop around its neck so the dog would play with it. So ugly it's tough to find anyone who will admit to actually watching. It's like admitting that you've been having this dream involving Rosie O'Donnell and a vat of Crisco: Like, way too much information there, fella. So ugly that after Fernando Pisani's short-handed goal won Game 5 for the Oilers last night in overtime, your first thought was that we need someone to put this series out of its misery.