Well, you got one bitches. As the emperor told us a few minutes ago, Scotty’s headed to Chicago.

Now all those happy thoughts you’ve had about Uncle Mike and Scott Bowman exchanging texts and sending each other funny forwards from Puckdaddy? Forget ‘em.

‘Cause Scotty’s got a brand new bag and he’s taking all his tricks with him. Everything he knows about your Wings? Put it on the white board and break it down because that’s what the Hawks will be doing.

Fifteen years of insider Hockeytown knowledge is now the official property of the Chicago Blackhawks. So, I’m guessing—and I could be wrong—that we don’t have to wish for a rivalry anymore.

Now we’ve got a reason to hate us some Blackhawks.