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Abel to Yzerman

Man...You Guys Are NUTSO and I Frigging DIG It.

08/23/2013 at 5:27pm EDT

He's a hockey player. Admittedly, the best player in the world, but still a hockey player.

I'm not talking about Todd Bertuzzi, but he's a serial killer and I'd still let him father my children.

Pavel Datsyuk?

Back off. It's like his 8th language, and who really gives a shit what he says about this as long as he and baby Jesus get us to 23 and then to 12.

You want to discriminate against someone? I do. I like it. I think it's fun. I discriminate against Blues fans. Because they're all dicks. Every single one of them. And their team has never won jack squat so they have no right to be arrogant, like we are. We've earned it.

There. Chastise that. Bitches.

Everybody's all upset and shit. If you want to keep it up and argue? Do it here. I like reading it.

See you in a month, or a few days, or tomorrow or something.

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