Abel to Yzerman

Abel to Yzerman

54 to 12. Oh yes. I'm Going There.

10/10/2017 at 7:50pm EDT

My friends, let me remind you that this is not coincidence. This is not happenstance or silliness.

Your Detroit Red Wings are undefeated and in first place because Baby Jesus wants them there. He wants US there.

Still with me? Hi.

Ok. Only the die-hards are here, only the 19. Exactly how we like it.

Dallas tonight, followed by Gary's reclamation project in Phoenix and then a Hudler-like extravaganza in Vegas. Is that the order? Is it Phoenix, then Vegas or vice versa? I'd look it up but, you know, kinda lazy.

Whatthefuchever.

Our little diva, PetR Mrazek, is in net tonight. Some of you may view that as a negative. Oh no. Not me. Always positive. If he wants to reclaim that job from the Donger, he'll shut some things down. Goaltending may turn out to be our greatest strength.

Until, you know, Jimmah gets hurt...then it all goes to shit.

But tonight? Oh no. Tonight, we have our first place Wings with 38 games to go until they reach Kenny's goal of just getting in.

It's a Live Blog, you bitches.

LGRW.

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that.

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