As a Red Wings fan, I miss the crazy Czech terribly, but I also know the "crazy" part is accurate...So here's a 10-minute clip of the Buffalo Sabres inducting Dominik Hasek into the Sabres Hall of Fame, including giving the mad professor an actual sabre:

Here's hoping a Buffalo-area hospital doesn't hear someone on the phone at 1 AM saying, "Well, you know, I, I, I...I thought, maybe one time, maybe two, I could test it with my thumb, to see if it was sharp you know...You know...I, I, well I don't know, what do you know, it is sharp you know!"

And here's their tribute video to Hasek: