"How would I fare (in today's game)? I'd make about 12 million a year, score 25 goals, don't wear any equipment. Maybe shin pads. You'd have to block the odd shot. Then I'd hit somebody and I'd be suspended for half a year and I'd be donating six million dollars, which is not bad. I'd still have six million left. You could get suspended at Christmastime and go snowmobiling until the playoffs start and you're ready to go."

-former NHL player Dave "Tiger" Williams. More from Williams on the rules of the game by Greg Harder of the Leader-Post.