Tyler Seguin (profanity) sucks. He is the worst (profanity) forward on the planet.

Tuuka Rask also (profanity) sucks. He is the worst (profanity) goalie on the planet.

Jared Knight sucks so (profanity) much that he couldn’t make a team that has Tyler Seguin on it.

Oh and even if we finish 29th-30th again this year, Adam Larsson and Sean Couturier are the worst (profanity) prospects in the history of the game.

I (profanity) hate the Boston Bruins.

Give us a win tonight boys.