Un-f*cking-believable.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 12/29/10 at 05:50 PM ET

WHAT??? It’s too early before the ASG for this stuff to flare-up
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
this isn’t happening…. it’s only a dream (nightmare)
it must be April 1st
anything but another of injury

Posted by Tripwire32 from Kay He Mar Heart on 12/29/10 at 06:00 PM ET

All the points they dropped playing like garbage when everyone was healthy look bigger and bigger with each one of these injuries.

Posted by Nathan from wasting perfect passes from my teammates on 12/29/10 at 06:01 PM ET

Bloody hell.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 12/29/10 at 06:03 PM ET

All the top scorers go down. Our top two centers.

Fil needs to step up in a big way.

Posted by Osrt on 12/29/10 at 06:14 PM ET

Oh jeebus, I just got the sudden and wonderful case of stomach pizza.

Posted by SYF from impossible and oddly communally possessive sluts on 12/29/10 at 06:17 PM ET

This is all an early April Fools joke, right?

right???

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie, MI on 12/29/10 at 06:23 PM ET

If Hank can’t play and Rafi can, I’d love to see Babs put the Big E up on the second line, at least for a few shifts.

Posted by OlderThanChelios from Grand Rapids, MI on 12/29/10 at 06:27 PM ET

hey, my back is tight every freaking morning.  and I still get up, shower, get dressed, and go to work.  suck it up Z!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 12/29/10 at 06:31 PM ET

I guess I’ll break out the Crown royal I was saving for New Years and start drinking now.

Posted by Down River Dan on 12/29/10 at 06:34 PM ET

Ruht roh.

Posted by calquake from Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst on 12/29/10 at 06:35 PM ET

good thing im watching this at a bar tonight, might have to drink double

Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 12/29/10 at 07:02 PM ET

FML. FOLs?

Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 12/29/10 at 07:15 PM ET

please stop losing to dallas. the janitor where i work checks the score after each game between dallas and detroit. he’s not even a box score analyst. he’s a scoreboard analyst. if dallas wins tonight, regardless of how the game was played, i will hear the following phrase tomorrow:

“boy, dallas sure put a whoopin on ol’ DEEtroit last night…”

please play, hank. please…

Posted by Twig from Houston, TX on 12/29/10 at 07:26 PM ET

Alright Jobu. The jig is up, the joke is over, this shit isn’t funny anymore.

But now, all of a sudden, I have the feeling that the Wings are gonna stomp the original Bubba. Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.

Posted by Alzy from Cambridge, Ontario, Canada on 12/29/10 at 08:38 PM ET

awwwww gaaaawwwwd, noooooooooooooooo!

Posted by Rdwings28 on 12/29/10 at 08:40 PM ET

Any word on how Z’s back is feeling after Ott’s cheap shot run last night?

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 12/30/10 at 11:35 AM ET