*smacks head*

Posted by BaromirBragr on 04/27/20 at 02:22 PM ET

“Marshall Law” 

Posted by Temo from La Capital, Míchígán on 04/27/20 at 02:35 PM ET

That’s a Tina-Fey-eyeroll worthy statement.

Posted by Steeb on 04/27/20 at 03:23 PM ET

I can protect myself from C-19

How? Through sheer force of personality??

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 04/27/20 at 03:52 PM ET

I can protect myself from C-19

How? Through sheer force of personality??

Robust, flowing hair.

Posted by Unhealthy Scratch on 04/27/20 at 05:01 PM ET

And he deleted it. Although, curiously enough, not a response to the tweet.

Posted by Tapeleg on 04/27/20 at 05:22 PM ET

#MarshallLaw?

Kerry fail English? That’s umpossible.

Posted by shazam88 from SoCal on 04/27/20 at 06:54 PM ET

I can protect myself from C-19

Using VO 5, of course. That shit is amazing!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, sing along The YzerMan Can!...... on 04/27/20 at 09:23 PM ET

...and guess who is the first one in line at the ER beginning some medical employee to help them thereby putting the medical employees in the building and their families at risk…

Posted by d ca on 04/27/20 at 11:25 PM ET

*begging

Posted by d ca on 04/27/20 at 11:25 PM ET

Now we know what happens when referees don’t wear helmets.

Posted by calquake from Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst on 04/28/20 at 01:29 AM ET