Here’s a blast from the past as Horribly Bad Music meets 2002? Canucks Hockey. A note from ‘Luongo’ at CDC:

Spawned from some sick love child between William Hung and Justin Timberlake, the song/parody “Making Love to the Vancouver Canucks” was born. It truly puts euthanasia into perspective.

Truly an assault for your eardrums. Download it here or just click that link to play it online (if your browser supports that). Or listen on the embedded player below.

And a word of caution: listen at your own risk. It goes far beyond the realm of some cute-but-intentionally-bad-parody-tune. Quite seriously, if there’s a worse hockey-related song anywhere on the planet, I don’t want to know about it.