Earlier we saw Plan B moving into action, now here’s Plan ‘Z’ from The Spoof:
DIDJUNEAU - ALASKA: Levi Johnston, the 18-year old, self-proclaimed ‘Redneck” and father of Rep-Veep Sarah Palin’s soon-to-be born grandchild was offered a 2-year 20 million US$ deal by the Vancouver Canucks.
Said Canuck GM Mike Gillis, “We’re tired of waiting on that procrastinating Swede Sundin. His loss is LJ’s gain”.
Gillis further believes that The Redneck brings an exciting new vision for the Canucks future:
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