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Vancouver's Future is in Didjuneau, Alaska

09/02/2008 at 11:09pm EDT

Earlier we saw Plan B moving into action, now here’s Plan ‘Z’ from The Spoof:

imageDIDJUNEAU - ALASKA: Levi Johnston, the 18-year old, self-proclaimed ‘Redneck” and father of Rep-Veep Sarah Palin’s soon-to-be born grandchild was offered a 2-year 20 million US$ deal by the Vancouver Canucks.

Said Canuck GM Mike Gillis, “We’re tired of waiting on that procrastinating Swede Sundin. His loss is LJ’s gain”.

Gillis further believes that The Redneck brings an exciting new vision for the Canucks future:

“Have you seen this guy? He’s Sex on Skates; he’s another Todd Bertuzzi in the making. We need wild, horny, hormonally charged dudes on our team if we want to make the Cup.”

Do we? Makes me wonder why Messier was such a bust, then…

Anyway, enough of that. Spoofs are fun, but I’m mildly concerned about the fact that someone witnessing the current roller-coaster-crash that is the Sarah Palin’s political career considered the whole issue and thought to themselves, “Awesome! I bet there’s an exciting new way to make fun of the Canucks here!”

Geezus, this team gets some weird-assed PR sometimes. ;)

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