Courtesy of two friends, Chuq and Laurie, I came across this handy tool for hockey rumor propagation: The Eklund Rumor Generator. Some samples I’ve gotten so far:

According to sources within the Buffalo Sabres organisation, the Boston Bruins are willing to part with LW Marco Sturm, a bucket of fried chicken and an 8th round pick to obtain the services of D Jaroslav Spacek. Remember, you heard it here first!

According to sources within the New York Rangers organisation, the Tampa Bay Lightning are willing to part with G Olaf Kolzig, C Vincent Lecavalier to obtain the services of RW Nikolai Zherdev. Remember, you heard it here first!

Much easier than making stuff up on your own, right? Enjoy. :)