The Hockey Drunk (*possibly the best URL in all of hockey website history, by the way) made a post last week, “If the NHL was High School”...

Calgary would be the bipolar popular chick who can please many people when she’s up but when she’s down she tries to commit suicide.

Colorado would be the kid who did really well in elementary school and is just a slacker now.

Edmonton would be the kid that was accidentally castrated in the early 1990’s and hasn’t been the same since.

Minnesota would be the kid who’s older brother was an All-American jock who got all the girls and success, but he is just a water boy.

Vancouver would be the kid that has good marks all year, then skips the finals to smoke weed and fails.

The rest of the NHL was also similarly evaluated. Other personal favorites are Anaheim, Atlanta, Toronto…
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*hat-tip to Christy who actually posted this link several days ago.