Adrian Dater at All Things Avs would like to be clear about something before we go any further:

OK, let’s be clear here at the start: This is a photo that Avalanche left wing Per Ledin agreed to be in as a joke and is not meant to cast some kind of aspersion on his, um, preferences (not that there would be anything wrong with that).

Okay. Well, Dater gets full points for the Seinfeld reference, and Per Ledin gets points for having a sense of humor about himself, as this photo clearly illustrates.

But no one shall get points for slathering themselves in gold body paint in order to replicate some post-modern version of The Village People…