I’ve made somewhat of a career out of giving Chris Chelios a hard time. The more voraciously irritated Detroit fans have sent me emails over the years, decrying my abuse, but they’ve got it all wrong—I’m actually a fan!

But damned if that means I can pass up an easy joke. Nor can KnobHockey. In their newest release, Chris Chelios runs a locker room Q&A session with the boys.

It’s awesome, especially the Todd Bertuzzi part. I want a transcript of this one.

*Check out Knob Hockey’s site for some other interesting choices, like “Hot Goalie-on-Goalie Action” and “Too Many Niedermayers!”