I found the video below via the Deuce of Davenport:

Some people were born to be comedians, Chicago Blackhawks defenseman James Wisniewski is not one of them. He shows his lighter side in this mini-movie entitled “Don’t Quit Your Day Job” where he plays the role of the caretaker of a hotel.

Deuce goes on to describe what you’re about to see as essentially a cinematic “train wreck” and really, he’s not far wrong.

But full points to Wisniewski for the effort—it’s not his fault that this train kinda crashes: