This is the sort of stuff the Colorado Avalanche sends out to PR their new players. Admittedly, I added the clown noses -- but check out the original photo and tell me that the noses aren't an improvement!
Ryan Smyth and Scott Hannan, $49.25 million, and 9 years. I'm sure their upcoming success in Colorado will make me hate them, but for now I'll wish them well. Two once-great players have now joined The Dark Side.We should all take a moment of silence and remember them for the good men they used to be.