From the comments on Deadspin:
BY MATT_T AT 04:06 PM
That’s my kinda woman.
BY THEDIRTY D AT 04:23 PM
what is it with Colorado and F’d up stuff happening?
BY CREEPY OLD MAN AT 04:38 PM
Imagine the guy in Denver reading this and saying to himself, “Wait, wasn’t that hoooker I picked up yesterday wearing an Av’s jersey?”
BY MRREDDEVIL AT 04:48 PM
I see Claude Lemieux got some plastic surgery done.
*thanks to David for being sure I didn’t miss out on this little summer hockey treasure.