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Chicks and Sports Don't Mix?

05/21/2008 at 3:22pm EDT

Den Cotton at the National Sports Review is having some fun… although maybe a bit more than that:

Perhaps I’ve been drinking too much of the Colin Cowherd Kool-aid, but I’ve realized female sports fans are messing with the natural order of things — and that is turning me into a chauvinistic, repressive fool.

As I recall, Colin has spoken about the upsides — a requirement even — of having a relationship with a girl who doesn’t love sports. Now I don’t want to get Colin in too much trouble because he has a lot of smart female fans who call into his show. But I don’t want to date them, no matter how hot they are.

And for bonus points:

Female sports fans are just ridiculous creatures. I’m not trying to deter you from going to games or asking questions, but I just don’t want you in a fantasy league — unless it’s well, you know … that other fantasy league.

And…

Ladies who love NHL are completely off limits. That is just way too creepy, especially Wings junkies.

Geezus, Den. I didn’t realize our date went that badly… (though I’m not a Wings junkie, I just work for one).

Anyway, read the full article— Den needs your support. After all, he may never get to touch a girl ever again.

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