From Greg Wyshynski at Deadspin:

But ladies and gentlemen, I know the truth; and the truth is that Walter, the Parrot That Loves Hockey, needs to step his ass up.

The news segment below is about Walter, an adorable parrot who chants “Go Flames Go.” As what I’m sure is a formerly well-respected local anchor explains, “Flames supporters come in many shapes, sizes, colors ... and now apparently, species.” I’m getting a serious

Tits McGee

Veronica Corningstone covering the cat fashion show vibe here; if this is what passes for local news, Canada needs more gun violence…

The parrot in question can be seen on video at the top of Greg’s post.

Wouldn’t it be fun to see this thing sitting on Mike Keenan’s shoulder at the bench some night…
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*photoshop entertainment also courtesy of Deadspin