I'm writing this at 0922 and scheduling it to post at 1800. I'm being an adult. Taking care of my responsibilities in the event catastrophe strikes.
If you're reading this, Michigan lost.
I hope you never read this, or anything as disgusting as this. If you are reading it, I guarantee you I'm in no mood to talk hockey. In fact, I'm probably asleep.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.