Ranking The Wings With Two Questions

04/03/2019 at 11:28am EDT

via Luke Fox of Sportsnet,

Nothing screams “we’ve run out of new themes” like bad PG white-boy rhymes about hockey.
Yes, as your punishment for checking our weekly rating of the 31 clubs all season long, we present our first and hopefully last NHL Power Rankings: That’s a (W)Rap Edition, with a rhyming couplet that sums up the feeling around your favourite club.
Per tradition, teams are ranked according to their current strength heading into the post-season or the draft lottery.
24. Detroit Red Wings
Anyone else feel the Wings waiting for Steve Yzerman?
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