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LB: The Return Of Jobu’s Bottom Bitches

Blog: Abel to Yzerman By VooX

Tonight the Red Wings will face the team which has been prison-sexed by Jobu.  Don’t believe me?  Check this out, it was on the Oiler’s website just a few days ago:

Current man games lost due to injury: 459

Word on the street is that that the Oilers are officially Jobu’s bottom bitch.  Not that I want to fuch with Jobu, he is a spiteful SOB, instead I only say fuch you, Jobu.  While Jobu has made Red Wings fans cry all season, the coaching of Uncle Mike juggling lines like a jester on speed, and the tenacity of our NHL and AHL players have kept the team in the playoff hunt.  The same cannot be said for the Oilers.  Take a look at the standings to confirm that.

Let me get something on the record:  The Edmonton Oilers are cursed.

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Chicago Trying To Avoid 3 Game Losing Streak

Blog: KK Hockey By Paul

from Jesse Rogers of ESPN Chicago,

If the Hawks need further motivation for Tuesday night’s contest against the Blues, how about this: They are the only team in the NHL this season, according to the Elias Sports Bureau, not to endure a three-game, regulation losing streak. In other words, they have not gone three games this season without getting at least a point. That could end Tuesday evening.

Joel Quenneville continues to mix and match his lineup, though he will leave his top two pairs of defensemen unchanged from last game. That means Brent Sopel and Duncan Keith will skate together again, though they were minus two against Columbus on Sunday. Sopel has taken his fair share of criticism and is an even player for the season. That’s worst amongst the Hawks’ defensemen.

“One thing about Sopel, I think he’s a pretty smart player,” Joel Quenneville said in defense of the veteran. “Defensively, his positioning is always in the right spot. I think his smarts puts him in a lot of great spots. I was fine with his game.”


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Kings May Be Afraid To Win

Blog: KK Hockey By Paul

from Rich Hammond of LA Kings Insider,

After today’s morning skate, Terry Murray was asked what his message was to the team today. There is plenty of subtext to today’s game, with the ever-tight playoff race, the Kings’ four-game winless streak and their seven-game winless streak against the Nashville Predators. The Kings held a morning skate today, which isn’t typical before the second of back-to-back games. Also not typical is the fact that 14 skaters, and all three goalies, participated, a larger-than-normal number for any optional skate. Afterward, Murray talked about his message to the team…

MURRAY: “This is part of a process that you go through, and I’ve seen it with other teams that I’ve coached. We’re a little bit on that `afraid to win’ side right now, where your game is a little out of sync and the hesitancy is there in the early part of the game. As we go into later in the game and we’re down by a goal, two goals, now we start to play the way that we have shown most of the year.


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Shane O’Brien Grounded

Blog: KK Hockey By Paul

from Team !040 Radio,

Shane O’Brien is in the bad books at GM Place, as the bruising blueliner will not go on the Canucks’ upcoming trip to Southern California and will have to wait until Sunday to find out what his future is with the Canucks.

Alain Vigneault wouldn’t give any further details on why the Canucks felt they needed to take the firm line with O’Brien, but didn’t sound impressed after Tuesday’s pre-game skate.


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Carcillo Suspended Two Games

Blog: KK Hockey By Paul

via the Philadelphia Flyers Twitter,

Carcillo gets two game suspension for his unintentional high stick on Sunday against New Jersey.

added 2:24pm,

TORONTO (March 30, 2010) – Philadelphia Flyers forward Daniel Carcillo has been suspended for two games, without pay, as a result of delivering a cross check to the head of New Jersey forward David Clarkson during NHL Game #1125, March 28, the National Hockey League announced today.

The incident took place at 15:14 of the third period and Carcillo was assessed a match penalty and game misconduct for attempt to injure.

Carcillo, who was suspended for four games on December 5, 2009, is considered a repeat offender under the terms of the Collective Bargaining Agreement. Accordingly, he forfeits $21,798.78 in salary, based on the number of games in the season (82), rather than the number of days (193). The money goes to the Players’ Emergency Assistance Fund.

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GDT - Game #76: Red Wings host Oilers (7:30)

Blog: Abel to Yzerman By Jeff OKWingnut

The Red Wings have won a season-high five consecutive games and are 12-2-1 in their past 15 tilts. Jimmah has been a huge part of the Wings recent success, and he was named the NHL’s #2 star this past week.  His obscene (in a good way) numbers:  a 4-0-0 record with a 1.22 goals-against average, .958 save percentage and one shutout - - not too mention his ridiculous (and sort of “abnormal”) saves in the NSH shootout (10/11).

The Oil are awful, really they are; it is just that the Wings don’t seem to know it (or maybe they do).  They come limping into the JLA having gone 3-6-1 in their last 10, and losers of 2 straight. The Oil have the leagues worst record at 24-44-7, and the lead the league in road futility at 8-25-3.  Their 2.44 G/G is ranked 29th, and their 3.33 GA/G is worst in the league. In spite of their ineptitude, the Oil have won all three of their games against DET this season. Uncle Mike doesn’t like that fact one bit:  “They beat us like a rented mule.” “They just slap us every time we play them and I’m not joking here. We’re usually down two goals, six minutes in. I hope they let us touch the puck.”  Ironically, DET’s record against the teams in front of them in the standings is 14-4-4: San Jose (3-0-1), Chicago (2-2-1), Vancouver (3-1-0), Phoenix (2-0-2) and Nashville (4-1-0) - - go figure.

Before you get to the numbers, and on a personal note, I want to thank all of the organizers of H2H (too many to name, and I do not want to slight anyone), and the public relations people from the Organization for the coolest ever experience.  I also want to thank the Emperor for all of his behind the scenes help in making H2H an insanely cool event, and in inviting the 19 into the hockey cave HQ - - err, home office.  What a privilege it was to finally meet all you Bitches, including my personal taxi drivers. Rambo and I had the time of our lives and it was that much better because we got to share it with other Red Wings fans (an exceedingly rare commodity here in OK), we both thank all of you so very much.

Game On Bitches, and the karma continues.

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NHL Loses A Prospect

Blog: The Puck Stops Here By PuckStopsHere

The KHL is a threat to the NHL.  It is not going to put the NHL out of business, but it is drawing an ever increasing pool of talented players who could be successful NHL players.  Assuming the KHL cannot steal away current NHL stars - though it has had success drawing Jaromir Jagr, Alexei Yashin, Alexander Radulov and others - the key for its growth is to draw young potential laden young players to the league.  It seems to be succeeding with Kirill Kabanov.

Kirill Kabanov was once considered a potential first overall pick in the 2010 Entry Draft.  He came to play in the QMJHL with the Moncton Wildcats this season.  He missed most of the season with a wrist injury that required surgery.  It kept him out of the World Junior Championships.  He played only 22 games this season, scoring 23 points.  The problem for the NHL is that Kabanov appeared unhappy in Canada and has been allowed to depart his Moncton team during their playoff run so that he can return to his native Belarus and prepare to play for them in the World Championships next month.

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Luongo Needs To Be On His Game

Blog: KK Hockey By Paul

from Scott Burnside of ESPN,

Things sometimes look worse than they are because the urgency to win simply isn’t there. It’s human nature. Of course, if you’re Chicago, and you’re talking goaltending, well, that’s a problem that isn’t necessarily overstated regardless of how meaningless the games are at this stage of the season.

Which brings us to Vancouver netminder Roberto Luongo, who took a rare home game off this week after looking shaky in a loss to Edmonton and talked to reporters about how he needs to be more consistent and how mentally and physically draining the past few months have been. Fair enough.

But these past few days have to make Vancouver fans more than a little nervous. Even though Luongo did manage to come on and help lead Canada to an Olympic gold medal in Vancouver last month, there remains a niggling doubt about the mental toughness of the Canucks’ franchise netminder.

The Canucks are as good a team as there is in the Western Conference when Luongo is on. Would it surprise anyone if they marched to a conference final or beyond? No. But as good as the Canucks might be, unless Luongo’s head is in the right space, they aren’t good enough to beat a team like Detroit or Nashville, one of whom they’ll likely draw in the first round, or frankly anyone else.

more plus other NHL topics…

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H2H Comes To An End

Blog: KK Hockey By Paul

My views on H2H at NHL.com today.

Tony of the Confluence mentioned a few days ago that he would be interested in doing something like this for the Penguins fan base and I urged him to do so.

Unless you where there, you really don’t know how great of an event it was.

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You Can SAY You Wanna Be Our HuckleBerry, But You Really, Really Don’t

Blog: Abel to Yzerman By IwoCPO

Hooooo boy.  Guess who wants the Wings? Guess who wants the Wings in the first round.  Say it with me. Nobody.  That’s who. Nobody wants ‘em now, nobody’s gonna want ‘em in late April, May or those delicious early days of June. 

“Who’s the best team in the West?’‘

That’s Uncle Mike. I know that because Khan(!) told me so.  And he’s asking that question because he already knows the answer and he’s known it for a good while now. 


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