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Updated significantly with talk about Valtteri Filppula’s short and long-term value to the Red Wings at 3:50 AM: We haven’t even gotten to the “lockout” portion of the present-day CBA showdown between Gary Bettman, the Board of Governors and owners and the NHLPA yet, and I already found myself walking around the grocery store on Monday night with a scowl on my face.
I would think about the utter ridiculousness of the owners coming to the players and demanding a huge “bailout” without giving two shits about altering a business plan they burned a season to author with the remnants of their opposition nodding in agreement to what was supposed to constitute a dream CBA, and I’d get angry.
I’d think about the equally stupid fact that these owners are apparently trying to screw each other over regarding the cap hits of players on lifetime deals, and how that’d screw over fans as much as it would owners, and I got angrier.
Via RedWingsFeed, the Detroit Free Press’s David Ashenfelter reports that Anaheim Ducks GM Bob Murray was found not at monetary fault for injuries suffered by a Joe Louis Arena broadcaster during an incident in 2009—based upon a screw-up by the plaintiff’s former attorney:
A federal court jury this afternoon refused to award monetary damages to a woman who said Anaheim Ducks’ General Manager Bob Murray assaulted her with a chair at Joe Louis Arena when the Red Wings knocked the Ducks out of the 2009 Stanley Cup playoffs.
“I’m sorry beyond words,” Rachel Paris said outside the federal courthouse in Detroit after the eight-member jury deliberated for 45 minutes before concluding that Murray hadn’t assaulted her. She said the injuries she suffered in the episode “wiped out my life.”
Jurors told the Free Press they wanted to award damages to Paris because they thought she was injured in the incident. But they said they couldn’t do that without first concluding that Murray had intentionally assaulted Paris. They said many of the jurors felt her injuries were the result of an accident, not an assault.
Red Wings prospect Martin Frk sent out some…Interesting Tweets recently…
Going tomorrow to Detroit!— Martin Frk (@Frky91) August 14, 2012
After the surgery!— Martin Frk (@Frky91) August 16, 2012
Can’t walk#knee :-(— Martin Frk (@Frky91) August 20, 2012
And as one might imagine, Frk also fired off a Tweet showing two surgical scars where arthroscopes were placed into his right knee to perform a corrective procedure. As such, Metro Halifax’s Matthew Wuest (who also founded Capgeek.com and who also runs RedWingsCentral) checked in with Frk to see how he was doing given that his Halifax Mooseheads open their training camp today:
Given that Red Wings coverage may or may not involve players preparing to play in Detroit this upcoming season, or players trying to stay in shape during a partial-season lockout, I’ll take this Tweet from DetroitRedWings.com’s Bill Roose as good news…
A good sign at Joe Louis Arena today:— The Wheel Deal (@Bill_Roose) August 20, 2012
#RedWings center Henrik Zetterberg in the weight room. ... Ice should be going back in by Labor Day!
And the majority of this entry involves Twitter scraps. The Red Wings (after a plug, anyway), are trying to start a scrap with the Blackhawks…
From the Red Wings’ PR department:
KIRK MALTBY VICTORIOUS IN THIRD ROUND OF OPERATION: BOBBLEHEAD – ALUMNI EDITION
… Online Balloting Recommences Tomorrow at DetroitRedWings.com …
Detroit, MI… Following in the footsteps of his fellow ‘Grind Line’ member Kris Draper, four-time Stanley Cup champion Kirk Maltby has emerged victorious from the latest round of voting in Operation: Bobblehead – Alumni Edition, an ongoing campaign charged with determining which former Red Wings greats will be immortalized in the form of a collectible 6 ½ inch polyresin figurine during the upcoming NHL season. Bobbleheads depicting Maltby and Draper as well as Steve Yzerman and Vladimir Konstantinov will be distributed to 7,500 lucky Joe Louis Arena patrons at select 2012-13 Red Wings home games, with two more alumni set to join their ranks in the coming weeks.
Red Wings overnight report: two opportunities for fan participation and entering uncharted territory
On one of what should theoretically be the last “slow” Monday of August, the Red Wings are offering fans two ways to participate in showing their passionate support for their team. The first has already been mentioned…
The commercial on Tuesday, 3PM is at The Joe for— Detroit Red Wings (@DetroitRedWings) August 18, 2012
@puremichigan. Come show everyone how great Hockeytown is- Wear your DRW sweater!
And the second, per the team’s Facebook page, is intriguing:
The more I think about the premise behind Gary Bettman and the Board of Governors’ desire to lock out their players for a third time in eighteen seasons and the second time in eight years, the more I think that the NHL gods must be crazy.
The NHL ceased operations for an entire season to bring labor costs down, ensuring that the players would make only a certain percentage of pennies on the hockey-related dollar, with that percentage linked by iron chains to league-wide revenues. The current CBA wasn’t so much collectively bargained as it was bullied, bulldozed and eventually written by Bill Daly and a group of turncoats who had so sold out their union that would-be NHL executive director Ted Saskin and his cronies did exactly the opposite of what super PAC’s insist “union bosses” desire to accomplish, instead nodding their heads to every suggestion that Daly and the NHL made while completely acquiescing to their opponents’ demands in secret.
Especially given that fans were lied to about an “inflationary spiral” surrounding salaries and ticket prices that doesn’t exist, and that the NHLPA expected to lose a season for some sort of meaningful reason, the current CBA was sprung upon fans and players chock full of lies, empty promises and unpleasant surprises.
If Darren Helm reads his press clippings, he’s got to feel pretty good about himself right now. With a 4-year, $8.5 million contract in his back pocket, Helm was basically described as the straw that stirs the team’s drink by Mike Babcock during NHL.com’s “30 in 30” profile of the Red Wings, and this morning, the Free Press’s Helene St. James looks at the expectations for Helm going forward while suggesting that Babcock’s assessment of Helm is spot-on:
The Wings recognized Helm’s importance this summer with a four-year deal that doubled his salary. He’s the key to making the whole bottom six group work, as his presence at center on the third line enables correct slotting for the rest. When he got hurt in Game 1, it was debilitating to the whole forward lineup. He’s also a key to the penalty kill.
When someone starts their Sunday column by launching into a multi-paragraph rant stating that they could give a rat’s ass about the tedious, draining and depressing but incredibly important constraints upon which the NHL’s teams and players will be governed (and, to some extent, their fans, given that their favorite players may or may not be more likely to continue playing for their favorite teams under different rules of business engagement), and offers a “wake me when it’s over” remark, it strikes me that offering such a, “Hey, but you could boycott the marquee event, fans!” suggestion is somewhere between cynical and hypocritical coming from someone who doesn’t pay to attend NHL games.
The Toronto Sun’s Steve Simmons does both this evening, suggesting that the CBA is “nonsense,” that players who aren’t stars are “replaceable” and interchangeable and that none of the dramatics likely to take place over the next however long it takes for the NHL and NHLPA to agree upon a new CBA just don’t matter, and yet…He expects Red Wings and Maple Leafs fans to magically suck up the $35+ dollars in service fees they were forced to swallow for the privilege of attending the Winter Classic (if they bought tickets on the primary market; if they do so on the secondary market, we’re talking about investments of $500-$1,000 or more) to ensure that Michigan Stadium’s once in a lifetime event has no butt in seats:
Here are the details regarding the Red Wings’ request for fans to show up at Joe Louis Arena on Tuesday to shoot a commercial at 3 PM, per the team’s Facebook page:
So, HERE is the deal with the commercial…
It is for Pure Michigan and it is being filmed at The Joe. The commercial aims to promote Michigan and bring people to the city of Detroit, in part by highlighting the great fans of Hockeytown!
Just be at The Joe on Tuesday at 3:00 PM and you’re in. Wear a Red Wings sweater (Red or White is fine). A few more details will follow soon. See ya on Tuesday!
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