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by George Malik on 04/26/11 at 07:40 PM ET
Updated at 10:57 PM with a written story from WDIV: I had planned on getting a little pre-doubleheader nap and was watching WDIV Local 4’s evening news when I shook myself up with a start, because WDIV reported that a second Red Wings fan had his day in court after throwing an octopus, and as it turns out, the new City of Detroit rule against throwing octopi, c.i. 38-5-4, is not like a traffic ticket for going 10 over the speed limit, the kind of civil infraction where you can just pay your fine and go on your way.
The City of Detroit’s $500 fine comes with a disorderly conduct charge on the side. In other words, it’s a misdemeanor, and if you throw an octopus at Joe Louis Arena, the Detroit Police won’t look the other way just because you’re a Red Wings fan, nor will they look the other way if you, as the Detroit News’s Gregg Krupa suggested, show good taste in the timing of your octopus throw.
You will be charged with a misdemeanor, you’re going to be tried in court, and you will face possibly paying court costs, community service, and possibly even jail time if you tick off the judge who sentences you for a charge that’s hard to disprove. Just as importantly, you’re all but certain to be not only removed from the game you’re attending, but also booked (and possibly even have a mugshot taken) at the main police department branch on Beaubien Street.
The Wings fan in question wore his Lidstrom jersey to the court date, and he told WDIV that he’s “laywering up” for his July trial after not pleading guilty, but this makes it official—unless you’re willing to both pay a $500 fine and have a misdemeanor on your criminal record, you’d better not throw an octopus in Detroit. The NHL has officially extinguished the tradition.
You can, of course, still buy Al the Octopus merchandise from the Wings, who simply rolled over and chose not to comment on the NHL’s enlistment of the City of Detroit and Detroit Police in squelching the tradition via a cash grab which now includes asking the City of Detroit to spend valuable taxpayer dollars trying you for daring to throw a cephalopod.
Thanks, Gary Bettman. Nice job. [edit: And thanks, City of Detroit, for going after an easy cash grab. Did the Wings give you their blessing?]
Update: here’s the video of Karen Drew’s report. The fan’s name is Charlie Graves, and he was charged on March 22nd for throwing an octopus against the Penguins, and was confronted by JOE LOUIS ARENA USHERS and TURNED INTO THE POLICE. That means the obvious—ushers have been instructed by either the NHL or the Red Wings, if not both, to turn octopus-throwers in, and this rule went into place far before the playoffs began…And the Wings chose not to inform their fans. Shame on them. Shame on them.
Update 10:57 PM: From WDIV:
The Farmington man who was fined by the NHL for throwing an octopus on the ice during a Detroit Red Wings game is charged with disorderly conduct. The NHL fined Charlie Graves $500 after he admitted to ushers that he threw an octopus on the Joe Louis Arena ice during a March 21 game against the Pittsburgh Penguins.
There is a Detroit city ordinance against throwing objects on the arena ice during games. Graves pleaded not guilty Tuesday to a disorderly conduct charge.
“It is a 50-something-odd-year tradition,” Graves said. “I feel the city of Detroit takes pride in their tradition, and if the (NHL) commissioner thinks we are going to go down without a fight, he is wrong.”
An octopus was tossed on the ice during a Red Wings first-round playoff game this month. The man who threw that octopus also was charged with disorderly conduct and fined $500 by the NHL. Graves said he will fight the charge in support of the tradition. .
“I pleaded not guilty, of course,” Graves said. “I’m going to fight for this tradition. And so, I have to come back in July for a trial, and I’ll be lawyered up.”
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