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Red Wings finish 13th in ESPN’s ‘Ultimate Standings’...Behind…Ottawa?

As noted earlier today, the Free Press's James Jahnke revealed that the Red Wings (and their "ultimate octopus smuggler") finished 13th overall in ESPN the Magazine's "Ultimate Standings" rankings of sports franchises, and you'll like how I found out that ESPN's "Ultimate Standings" have "gone live" online: the CBC Ottawa's Dan Seguin happened to re-Tweet a note from some guy named Melnyk, whose Senators somehow finished 4 places ahead of the Wings.

Why did Detroit finish behind Ottawa? Detroit's ranked as having the second-best ownership of all professionial sports teams, 5th in terms of "fan relations," 8th in terms of player (likeability), 11th in coaching and 5th in terms of their "title track," but the Senators' artificially low ticket prices gave them a higher "bang for their buck" and "affordability," and the Joe's...Eccentricities...knocked the Wings down significantly.

Here's what ESPN's Hallie Grossman has to say about the Wings (and the Tigers finished 21st, the Pistons 84th and the Lions 111th out of 122):

No. 13: Detroit Red Wings
2013 Ultimate Standings

Last year's rank: 30

Title track: 5
Ownership: 2
Coaching: 11
Players: 8
Fan relations: 5
Affordability: 34
Stadium Experience: 59
Bang for the Buck: 32

The last time Detroit spent a spring without the playoffs, a Bush was in the White House. And we're not talking about W. The Red Wings, owners of the longest active playoff streak in professional sports, secured their 22nd straight postseason berth in the 2012-13 regular-season finale. So it's no shocker that Detroit, once again, cracks the top 10 in title track. (The Red Wings have never fallen below No. 7*.) Breaking news: Fans of the Red Wings, the NHL's model of consistency, continue to be happy with their on-ice product. The Wings ranked first and second among hockey teams for ownership and coaching, respectively. Not to mention that fans like the players. A lot (Detroit was tops in the NHL). "The Red Wings were fantastic -- outplaying their talent threshold all playoffs and creating some really exciting playoff hockey in the process... Thank you, Red Wings, for playing the unlikely underdog role so beautifully," wrote Motor City blogger Bob Biscigliano, after the team's Game 7 loss to the Blackhawks.

Detroit fans will be pleased to see a familiar face come next season -- center Pavel Datsyuk signed a three-year extension -- plus a few unfamiliar ones as well. The Red Wings wasted no time in free agency, reeling in center Stephen Weiss and longtime Ottawa captain Daniel Alfredsson, two potential impact signings. All that to say Detroit's playoff streak, along with its place in the fans' good graces, seems safe for yet another spring.

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Steve in San Francisco's avatar

Just ESPN looking to rake in some click-thru from cheesed-off Wings fans. Ignore them. If you go to ESPN for your hockey news, you’re, let’s say, a not-very-well-informed hockey fan.

Posted by Steve in San Francisco on 09/23/13 at 02:28 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

Well the Indiana Pacers must put on a damn good in arena experience, or be giving away tickets because except for the Reggie miller years….that team hasn’t won anything since they played with the red-white & blue ball of the ABA.

Posted by Down River Dan on 09/23/13 at 02:38 PM ET

LivinLaVidaLockout's avatar

Not to mention that fans like the players.

I’m a big fan of Kyle Quincey and Mikael Samuelsson, that’s a fact.

Posted by LivinLaVidaLockout on 09/23/13 at 02:43 PM ET

Nathan's avatar

The rankings for the Wings seem pretty fair, except for coaching. The 49ers and Harbaugh’s losing Super Bowl appearance and short track record? Buck Showalter seems to have done a very nice job with the Orioles, but again, not with the same track record and length of sustained success as Babcock—and they haven’t even won an ALDS matchup. The Celtics and Bulls? Seriously? Correct me if I’m wrong, but the Celtics just hired a rookie NBA coach, right? I know he rose fast and was great in the college game, but c’mon. And the Bulls’ coach has a hefty NBA assistant resume, and has gotten a lot out of the Bulls in three seasons, but none of that includes anything near a title.

Posted by Nathan from the scoresheet! on 09/23/13 at 02:44 PM ET


Just reading how the poll was conducted makes me wonder how anyone could take this even remotely serious.  They barely made more of an effort than just picking teams out of a hat and ranking them that way.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 09/23/13 at 02:46 PM ET

Tripwire32's avatar

What is this “ESPN” you reference? is that some kind of Kazak questionnaire firm?

Posted by Tripwire32 from Kay He Mar Heart on 09/23/13 at 02:54 PM ET

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