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From the Red Wings' PR department:
RED WINGS TO HOST FOOD DRIVE TO BENEFIT GLEANERS COMMUNITY FOOD BANK ON THURSDAY
… Fans who Donate Could Win an Autographed Jimmy Howard Puck and Photo …
Detroit, MI… The Detroit Red Wings will host a canned food drive to assist in the fight against hunger with Gleaners Community Food Bank of Southeastern Michigan. The canned food drive will take place during the team’s home game on Thursday, April 11, when the Wings take on the San Jose Sharks at 7:30 p.m. (FOX Sports Detroit and 97.1 The Ticket).
All donations will benefit Gleaners Community Food Bank, which collects and distributes 45 million pounds of food annually to more than 550 local food pantries, soup kitchens and shelters. With one in five metro Detroiters at risk of hunger, every pound of food collected and every dollar raised will provide relief to people struggling through tough times.
My Finnish is dreadful, but Jatkoaika's Matias Strozyk Tweeted the following...
Doing some incredibly rough translating of Strozyk's article on Jatkoaika's website, unlike Calle Jarnkrok, who has to return to Sweden to play in the World Championships on April 14th, Jokerit Helsinki has released Teemu Pulkkinen to play for the Grand Rapids Griffins for the remainder of the 2012-2013 season:
Updated 9x at 4:10 PM: The Red Wings took to the ice very early today--10:30 AM--and things rolled along pretty well...mostly...
I'm sticking with Fox Sports Detroit's Ken Daniels on this one. The reason I lost my temper after the Wings-Blues game, and the reasons that Wings fans have been so frustrated while watching their favorite team continue to consistently drop "must-win games" down the stretch, all boil down to 55.
During an 82-game season, teams tend to earn playoff spots if they win 94-96 points on their own, and sometimes less if they receive "help" in the form of higher-ranked teams defeating their playoff-pack peers. By way of multiplying 95 by 48/82nds of a season, you get 55.609756 (with the 609756 repeating infinitely).
So the 39-15-and-5 Red Wings, who possess 42 points and sit in eighth place in the Western Conference (thanks in no small part to the Vancouver Canucks defeating 40-point-holding Phoenix and Anaheim defeating 39-point-holding Edmonton on Monday night), have 9 games remaining, and to reach that magic 55-point number and not need significant "help" from the Chicagos, Anaheims, Vancouvers and Minnesotas of the Western Conference, the Wings need to earn 13 points out of a possible 18.
Red Wings mid-day mishmash: on Sheahan, DeKeyser, the Winer Classic presser and the bumpy ride ahead
Updated 5x at 4:16 PM: Jared Coreau's heading to Detroit to join the Wings and Jake Paterson's heading to Grand Rapids to join the Griffins: Amongst this morning/early afternoon's Red Wings-related news:
The Wings had recalled Riley Sheahan on an "emergency" basis as the team feared that Henrik Zetterberg (groin) might not be able to play during Sunday's 1-0 loss to St. Louis, so the press release the Wings sent out to their email list on Monday offered no surprise:
Such a strange set of contrasts this morning. The Red Wings' 1-0 loss to St. Louis places them in a particularly difficult position in terms of needing to win almost each and every one of their 9 remaining games to climb from their current 42 points to the 54-to-56-point range that just about everybody agrees is the magic number where teams won't require "help" from fellow competitors losing crucial games of their own...
But Sunday's incredibly disappointing game was preceded by an inordinate amount of hype regarding the official awarding of the 2014 Winter Classic to the host Red Wings and Maple Leafs.
The bottom lines are pretty simple here:
1. Replica "main event jerseys" are being sold for $225 and the alumni game jerseys are being sold for $175 at all the usual places (Hockeytown Authentics, the NHL's shop, if you want to get really professional customization, places like IceJerseys, Detroit Athletic, SportsHaven, Fanatic U, etc.);
The St. Louis Blues headed to Nashville to play the Predators after defeating the Red Wings 1-0 on Sunday, and by the time the Wings resume playing on Thursday (against the Sharks), there is no doubt whatsoever that the Wings will be on the outside of the Western Conference playoff picture looking in as three full days off "burn" Detroit's 2 games in hand on most teams.
With nine games remaining in the regular season, the 19-15-and-5 Wings (who have 17 regulation or OT wins) have 42 points, and with 5 road games, 4 home games and two back-to-back slates remaiing, the Wings need to earn 13 of a possible 18 points to get to what most everyone agrees is a magical 55-point "you don't need help to make the playoffs" spot.
I would yell and scream at the Red Wings for engaging in awfully stupid lateral passing up the ass, shooting an unbelievable number of single, un-screened shots on Brian Elliott (who had a ridiculously easy night thanks to no butts in front, no screens and no rebound attempts from the Wings, never mind sustained pressure by the Wings) and essentially playing like they didn't God-damned *#$%@& care until the last five minutes of their 1-0 loss against the Blues, but Jeebus *#$%@& Monkey, I cannot believe how ridiculously jobbed the Wings were by Dan O'Halloran during the last three minutes of the game.
The Red Wings and Maple Leafs officially announced that the 2014 Winter Classic will take place in Ann Arbor, MI (at Michigan Stadium on January 1st, possibly the 1st Wings-Leafs game of the 13-14 season) with a doubleheader of Alumni Games preceding the main event on December 31st, and a Hockeytown Winter Festival preceding the main events (high school, NCAA GLI, OHL, AHL games, open skates and concerts at the Joe and Fox Theatre, and yes, HBO's 24/7 will return and air on HBO in the U.S. and Sportsnet in Canada). Here's what the jerseys look like for the alumni games (on the adults) and main game (kids wearing 'em). They are of course on sale at the Joe and online right now:
Update: sans Tweets, here are the main event jerseys...
If all goes well, the Detroit Red Wings and NHL's announcement regarding the 2014 Winter Classic should stream below the jump:
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