Kukla's Korner

The Malik Report

Throwing an octopus at JLA is no longer a misdemeanor, but its aftermath is less than delightful

Michigan Hockey's Michael Caples spoke with the Red Wings fan who tossed an unboiled octopus on the ice during the Wings-Bruins tilt, and while Katie Sochiacki felt that the experience was worth getting kicked out of a Wings game--and it's worth noting that she wasn't issued a $500 fine or charged with a misdemeanor (that was the policy the NHL may or may not have convinced the City of Detroit to enforce starting in 2011), Caples reports that once one throws an octopus, it's not exactly a "fun" experience for the "thrower":

The 19-year-old Sochiacki said she felt like she was “on the top of the world” after taking part in the Hockeytown tradition. She missed the end of the game, however, as she was detained by security shortly after throwing the squid.

“Someone told me before about the whole jersey change thing, you change your jersey and you’re good to go because they can’t find you, but they were so quick about it, I think they knew it was going to happen – they knew my little plan.

“My friend’s giving me a victory hug, has me lifted over his head, and all of a sudden the security guard pulls me down, wrestles me to the ground. Honestly, I was terrified. It was like ‘Oh my’, I didn’t know I could get in that much trouble. They take it pretty serious. Security was no joke, that’s for sure.”

Sochiacki said that security took down her information and took a mug shot of her while she was detained. If she ever attempts to throw another octopus at Joe Louis Arena, she won’t be allowed back for any more Red Wings.

Caples continues, and please remember, if you wish to enjoy getting kicked out of the game and detained by security for the sake of tossing a cephalophod on the ice, at least boil the damn thing.

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Howe and Gretzky, quietly together again

The Calgary Sun's Scott Mitchell reports that two of hockey's greatest players just happened to make an under-the-radar appearance in Calgary recently, but the lack of media presence didn't make the impromptu summit any less special:

Their eyes were on the exhibits.

Everyone else’s eyes were focused squarely on them.

But that’s what happens when you put, arguably, the two greatest hockey players of all time in the same room, as Wayne Gretzky and Gordie Howe were Wednesday night inside Canada’s Sports Hall of Fame at Canada Olympic Park in Calgary.

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Red Wings captain Henrik Zetterberg to skate soon; Weiss out for year, Ericsson back late 1st round?

Updated 2x at 12:59 PM: I'm still updating the game-day post, but this quip from DetroitRedWings.com's Bill Roose merits its own entry:

#RedWings GM Ken Holland said he believes that captain Henrik Zetterberg (back surgery) will be back on skates sometime next week.

This, from the Windsor Star's Bob Duff, is not good, however:

Holland also indicated that C Stephen Weiss (sports hernia surgery) likely done for year following many setbacks in his recovery process.

Also, confirmation!

#redwings GM Ken Holland said captain Henrik Zetterberg (back surgery) to resume skating next week.

...

Holland indicated earliest return to action for Zetterberg would be late in first round of playoffs. #RedWings

Update: Also, per Roose:

#RedWings Ken Holland also noted Jonathan Ericsson is "Probably out until the middle or late first round, maybe even miss the first round."

The Macomb Daily's Chuck Pleiness has penned a story about Weiss' status...

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Red Wings-Sabres game-day updates: Datsyuk in, Alfredsson ‘game-time decision,’ Howard in net

Updated 10x at 2:51 PM: The tightly-packed Wild Card standings have really turned tonight's game against Buffalo (7:30 PM on FSD Plus/MSG B and 1270 AM) into a must-win situation. As Paul noted, Daniel Alfredsson skated with the Wings at the morning skate, per the Macomb Daily's Chuck Pleiness...

Alfredsson on the ice for the Wings pre-game skate. Possible sign he plays tonight against Buffalo. He hasn't skated since Sunday.

...

Todd Bertuzzi and Daniel Alfredsson appear to be out tonight against Buffalo. Both aren't taking part in line drills. #RedWings

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Alfredsson Skating This Morning

Beat writers report Daniel Alfredsson is on the ice this morning which means it is possible he plays tonight.

Updates from practice will be posted here when available.

aded 10:34am, via Chuck Pleiness tweet,

Todd Bertuzzi and Daniel Alfredsson appear to be out tonight against Buffalo. Both aren't taking part in line drills

added 10:37am, via Ansar Khan tweets,

Datsyuk skating with Helm and Abdelkader again.

Other lines: Nyquist-Legwand-Franzen, Tatar-Sheahan-Jurco, Miller-Glendening-Alfredsson.

added 10:43am, via Khan,

Different look on first power-play unit. Kronwall on D, Datsyuk and Franzen at half-walls, Legwand at net front and Nyquist roaming.

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Red Wings-Sabres set-up and overnight report: Wings can’t afford to underestimate Buffalo

The Detroit Red Wings continue a stretch of 3 games in 4 nights (technically speaking, the season ends with 6 games in 10 nights) as they battle the Buffalo Sabres this evening (7:30 PM, FSD Plus/MSG-B/97.1 FM; the ice at the Joe may be sketchy as we're supposed to have thunderstorms today), and the Wings were done no favors in terms of the out-of-town scoreboard on Thursday evening, as DetroitRedWings.com's Bill Roose and the Detroit News's Gregg Krupa noted:

In plainer English, the Leafs ain't dead after defeating Boston 2-1 in OT (though they lost Jonathan Bernier in the process), those Damn Blue Jackets beat Philly 2-1, and now the Wild Card standings look like this:

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Red Wings prospect talk: on Callahan, Mantha, Jarnkrok, Nyquist and ‘the process’

This is an entry about several current and several former Red Wings prospects, including one who's contributing to the NHL roster. I'm not quite sure whether it will mesh together, but I'm gonna give it a go.

If you missed the earlier Mitchell Callahan post, the Grand Rapids Griffins made an announcement regarding the young man's surgery for a broken jaw and somewhere between 10 and 12 missing teeth (as Fox 17's Steve Amorose noted, it's not certain whether the physicians who operated on Callahan knew that he'd lost his two front teeth long ago)...

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Griffins assistant coach Spiros Anastas will leave for University of Lethbridge after this season

This is a bummer to read but I guess you can't keep the good ones around forever. From the Grand Rapids Griffins:

ANASTAS ACCEPTS HEAD COACHING POSITION WITH UNIVERSITY OF LETHBRIDGE

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. - The Grand Rapids Griffins on Thursday announced that assistant coach Spiros Anastas has accepted the head coaching position at the University of Lethbridge in Alberta. He will remain with the Griffins through the conclusion of the team’s 2014 Calder Cup Playoff run.

 

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

Red Wings Thursday practice post: Datsyuk to return Friday; Alfredsson still out; Wings-B’s tailings

Updated 9x at 3:16 PM: The Red Wings took to the ice some 13 hours after defeating the Boston Bruins in rope-a-dope fashion on Thursday night, and the Macomb Daily's Chuck Pleiness delivered a mixed bag of good and bad news on the injury front...

From the early looks at Wings practice, Datsyuk is a go for Friday against Buffalo. The kid line is in White.

...

Looks like Datsyuk will play on a line with Helm and Abdelkader. Legwand centering other top line with Nyquist and Franzen.

...

Alfredsson once again not at practice. He's out with a lower-body injury.

As did MLive's Ansar Khan:

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

St. James reports that Red Wings prospect Mitchell Callahan will need more surgery on jaw/teeth

Updated 4x at 4:13 PM: Yesterday night, Red Wings prospect and Grand Rapids Griffins forward Mitchell Callhan lost ten teeth (on top of his two front teeth), needed 9 stitches and surgery to repair a broken jaw after taking a Ryan Sproul slap shot to his face, but his incredibly bloody and gruesome "selfie" (it's everywhere, it's graphic and I would rather not post it, but you have been warned if you wish to click here--it's "nightmare fuel" and then some) went "viral"...

And now Callahan has something of a challenge on his hands. He's become an online sensation, but now the scrappy and surprisingly talented forward has to prove that his career will amount to more than a moment of online infamy.

Callahan's coach wasn't happy with his player's indiscretion, as the Grand Rapids Press's Peter J. Wallner noted...

Coach Jeff Blashill said he heard about Callahan's in-game tweet and was not pleased.

Asked if he approved of it, Blashill said, "No."

"Shame on me for not having a more direct statement on that," Blashill said, "but I just think we have to be real careful what we put out on social media."

And the Free Press's Helene St. James is reporting that Callahan will need more oral surgery to stabilize his injuries, which may very well mean that his season is over:

Continue Reading »

Filed in: | The Malik Report | Permalink
 

« Previous       ‹ First  < 13 14 15 16 17 >  Last ›      Next »

About The Malik Report

The Malik Report is a destination for all things Red Wings-related. I offer biased, perhaps unprofessional-at-times and verbose coverage of my favorite team, their prospects and developmental affiliates. I've joined the Kukla's Korner family with five years of blogging under my belt, and I hope you'll find almost everything you need to follow your Red Wings at a place where all opinions are created equal and we're all friends, talking about hockey and the team we love to follow.

Feed

Most Recent Blog Posts