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Sick, Obscene…It All Works.  It’s A Get Your Mom Thrown Out of The Social Circle Live Blog.

We discussed this at length earlier today, so there’s no need to re-hash it even though re-hashing stuff is what we do so very well here at A2Y.

The consensus is this, though: the Wings need to get dirtier, meaner, more filthy.  They need to hate losing like Vincent Furnier hates…everything.

Don’t bother Googling him if you don’t know who Furnier is.  I’m going to tell you.  It’s Alice Cooper (the band, not the guy because there is no guy; only a band, dumbass). 

And Alice Cooper has no patience for candy asses, no patience for those who let themselves get plowed like a Dive fan at an Occupy Denver after party. 

It’s our (and I mean mine and the A2Y interns from Ferris State) every hope that you litter the comment section with alcohol-fueled obscenities this evening.  Now is not the time for calm. Now is not the time to sit back and quietly hope the Wings pull out of this death spiral.  The time is right for loud, disgusting, f-bomb laced outcry.  And hopefully a bit of it will seep into the Wing conscience.

It’s a No More Mr. Nice Guy Live Blog, Motherfuchers.  Have at it.

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Red Winger's avatar

Cooper!!

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 11/03/11 at 08:20 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

So we need to be disgustingly obscene, full of vitriol, hated by many, and stumbling drunk while doing it?


How, exactly, does this differ from my happy hours in Sault Ste. Marie?

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 11/03/11 at 08:23 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

JUST WIN DAMNIT!

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 11/03/11 at 08:29 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Is November time to get serious? Please, do.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/11 at 08:49 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

The Wings are going to win.

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/03/11 at 08:53 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Somebody needs to grab this team by the jersey and light a gawddamn fire.

For chrissakes, these are the Detroit Red Wings.

Maybe Suh or Kyle Vanden Bosch need to come by the lockerroom for a meet and greet.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/11 at 08:56 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

I wonder who can start a fire in the room… Nick is too calm, actually everyone seems calm. My first choice would be the Tuzzi, but I’m thinking 2002 so… yep. Yaba, Helm, frigging Miller? They start a fire all right, but it seems to last only to the next shift.

Bah, maybe Commodore can pretend to care and puch someone… damn, I’m desperate.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/11 at 08:57 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The Wings are going to win.

Yes, they will - - but when and for how many games is the real issue.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/11 at 08:58 PM ET

yzer19man's avatar

Lets f-ing go Wings…get your sorry a**es in gear…Im gonna name names right here, right now…
-Pavel, quit trying to make the perfect play and use the skill that God gave you to get around the D and deke the tender out of his jock strap like we know you can
-Z, do your thing in the corners cycling the puck with your linemates and get odd man rushes so you can do your sick fake shot on the goalie from the left side…and quit coasting around out there
-Danny, get dirty in the corners, and use your speed to your advantage. we know you are nursing an injury, so if you can’t play, thats fine. Tell Babs to replace you in the lineup with someone who can for frick sakes
-Mule, stop acting like Eeyore out there and use your size to your advantage and snipe some in from the circles. get your A** in gear
-Fil, play smart and keep trying to beat the d with your moves, we know you can do it. We have seen it before…but don’t lose the puck please
-Happy, if you want to stay in the lineup, you better show you can play well with your linemates, and if you can’t do that tonight, than forget about it. If you can’t play with Pavel, than you can’t play with anyone.
-Bert, let the inner John Wayne Gacy out of you and start playing like you know you can…take names and make them pay.  And don’t get caught doing so, by the men in stripes.  STOP WITH THE STUPID PENALTIES.
-Helmer, keep it up my boy, you have been a bright spot in a deep black hole this team has been. Use your amazing speed to your advantage…keep the other team in their zone for the entire penalty kill like we know you can
-Abby, if you have to drop the gloves, do it…get some passion back in your game, and take more shots, you have less than Fil for frick sakes…
-Patty, keep skating out there, don’t let up and put a few points on the board. you are the only forward without a point…keep up the good PK
-Drew, good skating out there, and use your 10 minutes a night to skate harder than you ever have
-Homer, You have been the other bright spot on this team…keep going to the net and don’t let your “reputation” get you down. Don’t worry about the complete BULLSHIT calls that have gone against you and your legitmate goals that have been called back. Hammer down my friend.  We have not forgotten you. 
-Norris Nick, keep taking shots from all over and try and hit the net more often, the bank shot only works once in awhile. Great start to the season, you have been another bright spot
-Whitey, quit skating around like a chicken with its head cut off and make accurate passes out there.  Use your PP minutes to your advantage and make something happen out there.
-Kronner, START HITTING MORE, but don’t get out of position so that Brad gets stuck with the 2-1…minus 4 isn’t going to cut it. Get something done on the PP
-Stewie, make them pay in the corners, be more aggressive, and don’t leave your man alone in the slot.  Keep up the strong PK
-Johnny, decent start to the season so far, earn your enormous cap hit and drop the gloves more often, don’t turn into the human pylon you were last year
-Jakub, good start, sorry you are scratched tonight…you don’t deserve it, but when you get back in, keep earning your spot
-Jimmy, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MY FRIEND. great numbers so far and you have kept us in games…you should have 2 shutouts, but that didn’t happen. stay solid
Ty, you are the backup for a reason, but don’t make Kenny regret signing you this summer.  Get back to your play of two years ago and make your limited minutes count.
-All others, when you get in the lineup, play for the Winged Wheel on the front, not for your name on the back

LETS GO RED WINGS.  Douse some flames tonight

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 11/03/11 at 09:00 PM ET

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6 losses in a row.

book it.

Posted by bob loblaw on 11/03/11 at 09:01 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Now is not the time for calm. Now is not the time to sit back and quietly hope the Wings pull out of this death spiral.  The time is right for loud, disgusting, f-bomb laced outcry.  And hopefully a bit of it will seep into the Wing conscience.

It’s a No More Mr. Nice Guy Live Blog, Motherfuchers.  Have at it.

Evenin’ Motherfuchin’ Bitches. We all have been waiting for 3 long years, and, we are done waiting.
No excuses. Fuch everything. Let’s Roll.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/03/11 at 09:02 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

6 losses in a row.

book it.

Okay.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/11 at 09:03 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The only thing worse than the stench of losing is, troll stench.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/03/11 at 09:18 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

-Homer, You have been the other bright spot on this team…keep going to the net and don’t let your “reputation” get you down. Don’t worry about the complete BULLSHIT calls that have gone against you and your legitmate goals that have been called back. Hammer down my friend.  We have not forgotten you.

The Best Big Beautiful ASS in the league.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/03/11 at 09:21 PM ET

J.J. from Kansas's avatar

Was that an anti-wings comment?

Here comes the banhammer!

Posted by J.J. from Kansas on 11/03/11 at 09:22 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

merfss wasted ...

for sure, he understood homer ... for sure, ya

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/11 at 09:26 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Feed?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/11 at 09:30 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 11/03/11 at 07:03 PM ET

Excellently answered sir.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 11/03/11 at 09:31 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Evening Ya All!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 11/03/11 at 09:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The “Wink”. Got it.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/03/11 at 09:32 PM ET

Since71's avatar

FSD link

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/89804/1/watch-detroit-red-wings-vs-calgary-flames.html

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 11/03/11 at 09:36 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Drinking and foul language.  Kinda like askin’ a fish to swim.  Hot fuchin’ damn, where’s my tall glass?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 11/03/11 at 09:36 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

this guy is pist ...

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 11/03/11 at 09:36 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Sounds like Mickey is gonna kick Mule’s ass himself if he doesn’t step it up.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 11/03/11 at 09:36 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Do the obscenities absolutely have to be alcohol-fueled?  I’ve got several other reasons to be hurling vulgar phrases at those people on the picture box…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 11/03/11 at 09:37 PM ET

yzer19man's avatar

The Best Big Beautiful ASS in the league.

You know it. Here we go boys. Make em pay

Posted by yzer19man from Chicago, IL on 11/03/11 at 09:38 PM ET

MarkK's avatar

Evenin’ bitches. As is often attributed to Patrick Henry, “Give me a win or give me death”.

Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 11/03/11 at 09:38 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

This season, when I ordered Center Ice, the Wings began their infamous skid. I have had the package since it’s inception.

These fuchers had better make it worth my money from here on in. Maybe the soul-less Ginger Commordore will spark something with that red hair of his.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/03/11 at 09:39 PM ET

Since71's avatar

FSD link

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/89804/1/watch-detroit-red-wings-vs-calgary-flames.html

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 11/03/11 at 07:36 PM ET

Sorry I meant, here’s your *#$%@& FSD feed for the *#$%@& game tonight with the hope that these god damn motherfuckers can actually win a *#$%@& game.

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 11/03/11 at 09:39 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

GO WINGS!  DO THIS DAMMIT!

cool grin

Posted by MsRedWinger from the State where Tigers roam in the Spring on 11/03/11 at 09:39 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Dog’s bollocks, GCL hasn’t given me the go-ahead for the game on my PS3.  Bastards.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 11/03/11 at 09:39 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Cleary just gave us a visual metaphor of the Wing’s play of late.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 11/03/11 at 09:41 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Shit’s all buggered, man… they have the ten minutes prior to the game available for viewing, but not until after the make the feed live AFTER the game has started.

What kind of *#$%@& sense does that make?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 11/03/11 at 09:41 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mannschaft

Me likey. Nice avatar too.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 11/03/11 at 09:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Pavel is even magically delicious on defense.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/11 at 09:43 PM ET

Since71's avatar

Shit’s all buggered, man… they have the ten minutes prior to the game available for viewing, but not until after the make the feed live AFTER the game has started.

What kind of *#$%@& sense does that make?

Posted by Mannschaft from the darkest recesses on 11/03/11 at 07:41 PM ET

Try this link, it’s right on time.

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/watch/89804/3/watch-detroit-red-wings-vs-calgary-flames.html

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 11/03/11 at 09:43 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 11/03/11 at 07:39 PM ET

Its about fuching time we adopted the official language of A2Y.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 11/03/11 at 09:45 PM ET

Since71's avatar

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 11/03/11 at 07:39 PM ET

Its about fuching time we adopted the official language of A2Y.

Posted by bezukov from Wings Fan in exile: Columbus, OH on 11/03/11 at 07:45 PM ET

Felt fuching good.

Posted by Since71 from Bucharest, Romania on 11/03/11 at 09:46 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Cleary just gave us a visual metaphor of the Wing’s play of late.

Ass-foolery I believe is the technical term you’re searching for.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 11/03/11 at 09:47 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nice play by Buckets to Kronwall = no soup.

Same story, again.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 11/03/11 at 09:49 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com