Abel to Yzerman
by IwoCPO on 11/17/11 at 11:03 PM ET
Whatever happened to the Battle of California we used to know? I guess it’s only the Duck element that had any sack. Earl Sleek would drop over when he saw fit, exchange a few barbs and stick around for a pop or two. Now? On the Shark side of the ledger? Boy. The sensitive have taken over.
Gee, the lack of humility that’s being displayed by Red Wings fans here,um…staggers…
That little sob belongs to a fella named Megalodon, he’s the resident Shark boobie at BoC.
Staggers the what? Men don’t use elipses. We just don’t. Finish your sentence like the gender is supposed to. And even more importantly, why is anyone surprised at the way we conduct ourselves here?
Do you people, and by “you people” I mean the offended masses, think that because we’re not pleased with how our team is playing we’re any less arrogant? What, did you think a 9-6-1 start is going to blank our memories of what reality is, that the Detroit Red Wings are the most dominant professional sports franchise of the last twenty years?
“Lack of humility?” For what? At what point in time are we supposed to bow down to a fan base or blogger whose team has never won a single series of consequence? No conference titles. And, by god, no Cups.
Does that “stagger” you? Check with Sleek. He’ll tell you what we stand for here.
Win something and then come back to us and demand that we walk two steps behind the color teal because we’ve lost two playoff series. I’m not denying the Sharks are the better team, as dictated by the facts of the last 30 months. What I’m saying is that we, Wing fans, answer to no one but ourselves.
We’re going to live blog this bitch. And we’re going to do that with Swagger because it’s who we are, as Wing fans. And, by the grace of that adorable, swaddling bundle of purity and joy sitting on that bar over there, baby Jesus himself, if we should win tonite? You’d better watch out Medalodonkeydouche because that Swagger may just be too much for you and the sensitive to handle. That’s just fair warning.
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