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Hey Pinky…We’ve Missed You Big Boy

In case you’d forgotten, this literary genius doesn’t like you.  Not one bit.

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I’ve got to tell you. Over all these years, tens of thousands of posts, a million PBRs, and countless contentious discussions with bloggers from other towns, writing about teams inferior to ours…laying waste to Hockey Wilderness’ Brian Reynolds was some of the most fun we’ve had. 

Let’s take a stroll back to the A2Y archives and pull out a couple highlights.  And remember, this whole ditty started because Big Pinky was downright tearful that the Wild weren’t giving him The Access he damn well deserves.  Like our pal Dater, he wants…no he craves…the chance to “bond” with his heroes.  Pinky believes that bloggers should be right there asking the tough questions, drilling down and drilling deep.  And, don’t forget, Pinky felt it was dirty men like me that kept him from fulfilling his locker room fantasies.

Thank you IwoCPO, and From Abel to Yzerman for ensuring that NHL teams always have plenty of ammunition to use when denying credentials to bloggers who actually have some professionalism. We appreciate it.


You’re welcome Pinky. You were welcome on my birthday in 2009 when you wrote your little manifesto and welcome you remain to this day.

Oh did we blast him that day. We pelted him with juveniliciousness in the post and then you absolutely hammered him that day, and for many, many days after in comments.  Pinky comes up at the oddest times.  He’s the gift that just keeps on giving.  We appreciate you Pinky, you bloated self-righteous mound of a man.  Thank you for all you do every day.

I have no idea whether Big Pinky has his coveted access yet.  I hope he does, because we want him to be happy. Especially since his team, you know, sucks ass.  But Pinky? Don’t forget what you are, son. Don’t ever forget one of our first descriptions of you.

Ned Beatty on a crusade.


You got a real pretty mouth, Pinky. And in case I didn’t tell you three years ago? Nice hat, dipshit.

Now go ahead and suck on this Live Blog.

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VooX's avatar

Posted by IwoCPO from Sunny San Diego, bitches on 03/02/12 at 09:06 PM ET

Morning, Raspberry, stay safe in the Sea of _________, how is the chow onboard?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:15 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:14 PM ET

Been meaning to ask where your cabin is, D-money… in VA? Danville-ish?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wow,

The Wild - 5 SOG in 1,  5 SOG in 2nd.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/02/12 at 11:16 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

The only thing they have to do now is keep up the goose egg on the scoreboard.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/02/12 at 11:16 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

The Wild - 5 SOG in 1,  5 SOG in 2nd.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/02/12 at 09:16 PM ET

NEGATIVE 5 shots?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:16 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

My Helm, Chief checking in from the Persian Gulf, which the Arabs call the Arabian Gulf.

Marhaba !

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/02/12 at 11:17 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Thanks to all of you for your kindness.  Don’t want to be a Debbie Downer but it looks like he will lose his job as a contractor for Boeing because he will be rehabbing for some time.  I’m probably going to move him down here with his sister and I until he can get back on his feet.  So I’ll drift in and out of LB’s as I can and wait for the celebration in June when we can all get together.

Posted by calquake on 03/02/12 at 11:17 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Foals, you Mercedes loving ass.

Hey, there are just a few things that the Germans do really well. Cars, beer, dogs, sausage. When you think of it, that’s a pretty awesome short list.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 11:18 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rout

Just cuz

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/02/12 at 11:18 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Database error.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/02/12 at 11:18 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Database Error: Unable to connect to your database. Your database appears to be turned off or the database connection settings in your config file are not correct. Please contact your hosting provider if the problem persists.

The Wild - 5 SOG in 1,  5 SOG in 2nd.

For a total of zero?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/02/12 at 11:18 PM ET

monkey's avatar

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/rout

Just cuz

People of the lowest class; rabble.

MY PEOPLE

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/02/12 at 11:20 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

You could find happiness up at my cabin. I have some neighbors straight out of “Justified”.
And not he U.S. Marshalls, if you catch my drift.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:14 PM ET

OMFG,  MY FAVORITE SHOW WHEN BREAKING BAD IS NOT ON.

YES IT’S CAPS ON MOTHERFUCHERS, CUZ TEAM DUB AND GABE AND IWOCPO WUZ ALL ON THE SAME LB FOR THE SAME GAME !  exclamation point.

And I discovered I wasn’t the only one with Ass Crack love.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/02/12 at 11:20 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

can i get a feed please

Posted by pgoody on 03/02/12 at 11:20 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Hey, there are just a few things that the Germans do really well. Cars, beer, dogs, sausage. When you think of it, that’s a pretty awesome short list.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:18 PM ET

I loves my Benz. It’s old, but a great machine.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/02/12 at 11:20 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by calquake on 03/02/12 at 09:17 PM ET

Helmspeed to your brother.  It is a damn shame that his company won’t support him while he is recovering and hold his job for him.  Gone are the days when, like my Grandfather, someone could work for the same company for most their life and have a decent retirement.  Of course, my Grandfather’s pension plan manager did wind up disappearing with the entire fund somewhere sunny back in the 80’s, so I guess no matter what we’re fuched.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:21 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by calquake on 03/02/12 at 09:17 PM ET

We’ll take you when we can get you… do what you’ve gotta do.

Heythere are just a few things that the Germans do really wellCarsbeerdogssausageWhen you think of itthat’s a pretty awesome short list.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:18 PM ET 

Look man, I respect you and all, but Mercedes (with the exception of the base C-class) are a bunch of poseur cars since NONE of them have manual transmissions, yet claim to be performance oriented.

wink

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:21 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

can i get a feed please

Posted by pgoody on 03/02/12 at 09:20 PM ET

Ask and ye shall receive

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/02/12 at 11:21 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The Wild - 5 SOG in 1,  5 SOG in 2nd.

For a total of zero?

Some smelly-ass homeless drunk from Columbus keeping the stats tonight?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/02/12 at 11:21 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

She ain’t an intermission red, but she fine, and single again.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/02/12 at 11:21 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Foals, you Mercedes loving ass.

Hey, there are just a few things that the Germans do really well. Cars, beer, dogs, sausage. When you think of it, that’s a pretty awesome short list.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:18 PM ET

They’re pretty ok at guns too…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/02/12 at 11:22 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Are they using a wound vac for your bro in law? Usually helps heal a wound quicker. Do several of those surgeries every day.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/02/12 at 11:22 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

This broadcast is on AFN.

*#$%@& yeah, Seaking.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:22 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/02/12 at 09:20 PM ET

I watched all of Breaking Bad last month, great show.  I am a big Bryan Cranston fan since his epic role of Hal on the sitcom Malcolm in the Middle.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:22 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

WILD FEED

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/02/12 at 11:22 PM ET

monkey's avatar

And I discovered I wasn’t the only one with Ass Crack love.

Friggin’ Hudler, man.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/02/12 at 11:23 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Flip doing it all tonight with a nice hit.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/02/12 at 11:23 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Feline Ass Crack !!  AND Pussy ,  All in One !

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/02/12 at 11:23 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/02/12 at 09:21 PM ET

Who is she, Bill?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:24 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I was waiting for the goon squad.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/02/12 at 11:24 PM ET

calquake's avatar

no matter what we’re fuched.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 09:21 PM ET

I swear to Helm that is going on my headstone.

Posted by calquake on 03/02/12 at 11:24 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Been meaning to ask where your cabin is, D-money… in VA? Danville-ish?

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 03/02/12 at 09:15 PM ET

5 miles west of exit 8 off I-77, just across the Va state line from Carolina. An hour from Winston-Salem. Deep in the heart of red state Va. Good people, who all wear plaid shirts.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 11:24 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

  And I discovered I wasn’t the only one with Ass Crack love.

Friggin’ Hudler, man.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 09:23 PM ET

Frikkin Bud Light Platinum, man.

Happy drawing a penalty.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:24 PM ET

monkey's avatar

but it looks like he will lose his job as a contractor for Boeing because he will be rehabbing for some time.  I

They won’t let him take Medical leave?  Bastards.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/02/12 at 11:24 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

5 miles west of exit 8 off I-77, just across the Va state line from Carolina. An hour from Winston-Salem. Deep in the heart of red state Va. Good people, who all wear plaid shirts.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:24 PM ET

Completely there, man. Just say the word.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:25 PM ET

monkey's avatar

5 miles west of exit 8 off I-77, just across the Va state line from Carolina. An hour from Winston-Salem. Deep in the heart of red state Va. Good people, who all wear plaid shirts.

That’s not far from me at all.  Fuggin’ sweet.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/02/12 at 11:25 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

  but it looks like he will lose his job as a contractor for Boeing because he will be rehabbing for some time.  I

They won’t let him take Medical leave?  Bastards.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 09:24 PM ET


FMLA?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/02/12 at 11:26 PM ET

monkey's avatar

5 miles west of exit 8 off I-77, just across the Va state line from Carolina. An hour from Winston-Salem. Deep in the heart of red state Va. Good people, who all wear plaid shirts.

Right by the Blue Ridge Parkway, eh?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/02/12 at 11:26 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

That’s not far from me at all.  Fuggin’ sweet.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 09:25 PM ET

Yeah, what, an hour, maybe a little more?

The mountains of VA are awesome.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Whitey - sniper wannabe

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/02/12 at 11:27 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com