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Hey Pinky…We’ve Missed You Big Boy

In case you’d forgotten, this literary genius doesn’t like you.  Not one bit.

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I’ve got to tell you. Over all these years, tens of thousands of posts, a million PBRs, and countless contentious discussions with bloggers from other towns, writing about teams inferior to ours…laying waste to Hockey Wilderness’ Brian Reynolds was some of the most fun we’ve had. 

Let’s take a stroll back to the A2Y archives and pull out a couple highlights.  And remember, this whole ditty started because Big Pinky was downright tearful that the Wild weren’t giving him The Access he damn well deserves.  Like our pal Dater, he wants…no he craves…the chance to “bond” with his heroes.  Pinky believes that bloggers should be right there asking the tough questions, drilling down and drilling deep.  And, don’t forget, Pinky felt it was dirty men like me that kept him from fulfilling his locker room fantasies.

Thank you IwoCPO, and From Abel to Yzerman for ensuring that NHL teams always have plenty of ammunition to use when denying credentials to bloggers who actually have some professionalism. We appreciate it.


You’re welcome Pinky. You were welcome on my birthday in 2009 when you wrote your little manifesto and welcome you remain to this day.

Oh did we blast him that day. We pelted him with juveniliciousness in the post and then you absolutely hammered him that day, and for many, many days after in comments.  Pinky comes up at the oddest times.  He’s the gift that just keeps on giving.  We appreciate you Pinky, you bloated self-righteous mound of a man.  Thank you for all you do every day.

I have no idea whether Big Pinky has his coveted access yet.  I hope he does, because we want him to be happy. Especially since his team, you know, sucks ass.  But Pinky? Don’t forget what you are, son. Don’t ever forget one of our first descriptions of you.

Ned Beatty on a crusade.


You got a real pretty mouth, Pinky. And in case I didn’t tell you three years ago? Nice hat, dipshit.

Now go ahead and suck on this Live Blog.

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monkey's avatar

Hey Dougie, I usually try not to invite myself to shit, but do you have any plans to have any future get togethers at your psycho hideout in the woods?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 11:53 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

heyyy-ohhhhhhhhh

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/02/12 at 11:53 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 08:53 PM ET

The hell? Are you near North Cackalack too?!

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:53 PM ET

monkey's avatar

women, guns, and cocaine for sale.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 11:53 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Hudler with the reach in.  That’s never a penalty in my book.

That’s just good, hard two-way playin right there.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/02/12 at 11:53 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Obviously, I will have pictures for the Sunday GDT

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/02/12 at 11:54 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The hell? Are you near North Cackalack too?!

True dat.  If memory serves Dougie invited me last year but I couldn’t make it.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 11:54 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Lol.  Ken and Mickey still ripping on the CBJ stat keepers.  Love it.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/02/12 at 11:54 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Holy PHuck, I must have just come down off something,  does any one ELSE realize the score is JUST 3-0?  I was thinking it was 9-0.

This ain’t GOOD.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/02/12 at 08:01 PM ET

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/02/12 at 08:53 PM ET

Rambo with the “Serious” blogger at A2Y.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

For a guy who throws his body around with reckless abandon Clutterbuck sure flops around alot.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

women, guns, and cocaine for sale.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 08:53 PM ET

Are you holdin’?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

burt has only been a red wing for two years? seems like he has been here longer than that.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Here is some good news.
Jeff Jr.‘s homecoming from Afghanistan is tomorrow!!!
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/02/12 at 08:41 PM ET

I’m so happy for your son’s safe return Jeff.  And saddened about the 14 brave souls. RIP.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

That’s great Okie.  Have a drink and a stogie on me.All the best for Rambo.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Anybody going to Staples to see Wings King on 3/13?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/02/12 at 11:55 PM ET

monkey's avatar

For a guy who throws his body around with reckless abandon Clutterbuck sure flops around alot.

Friggin’ Hudler, man.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 11:56 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 08:54 PM ET

PM me with where you are… I live about 2 hours from Dougie, and I can’t figure out how to PM right now.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:56 PM ET

VooX's avatar

women, guns, and cocaine for sale.

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 08:53 PM ET

Your women, how much for them?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:57 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/02/12 at 08:55 PM ET

He was here once before this recent stint.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:57 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Rambo with the “Serious” blogger at A2Y.

Hey now, we can’t all be the Sailor.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/02/12 at 11:57 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The hell? Are you near North Cackalack too?!

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?client=safari&oe=UTF8&ie=UTF8&hl=en&vps=1&jsv=196c&msa=0&msid=108902775299584895853.00047c1e8289a6b9a34fd

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 11:58 PM ET

VooX's avatar

  Rambo with the “Serious” blogger at A2Y.

Hey now, we can’t all be the Sailor.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/02/12 at 08:57 PM ET

Li’l Gary thanks the Baby Jesus for that.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 11:58 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Its so awesome watching Franzen give a *#$%@&.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/02/12 at 11:58 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Jim

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/02/12 at 11:58 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

James F Howard casually drops dong

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/02/12 at 11:59 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Current top line playing like a top line.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/02/12 at 11:59 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 08:58 PM ET

LOL no shit, I go up through there to see my kids…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 11:59 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Randy Carlyle replaces Ron Wilson.  Douche Canoe loses yet another opportunity to blow like a ho behind the bench.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

monkey's avatar

FINNISH FINNISH

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

JFH still awake.  He hasn’t been too busy tonight.


WOW, what a shift.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

women, guns, and cocaine for sale.
Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 08:53 PM ET
Your women, how much for them?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 08:57 PM ET

Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

bezukov's avatar

Its been so awesome watching Franzen give a *#$%@&.

HEY FLIP. Alright.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

Trish's avatar

Flip #2   Woooooooooohoooooooooo

Posted by Trish from Tampa/Clearwater FL on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

scotts0's avatar

Holy shit, that was a dominating shift.

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

monkey's avatar

LOL no shit, I go up through there to see my kids…

Small world.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

They friggin earned it with that zone time

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Flips it in!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Wow, Flipper, what a rocket.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

WestWing's avatar

Hoooooly Fuchin Hell, that was the most ridiculous five on five sequence I’ve seen in a long time—GOOOOAAALLL Filppula!!!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/03/12 at 12:00 AM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com