Abel to Yzerman
I've decided I don't like Marian Hossa. I never blamed him for leaving Hockeytown for the starched collars and wine coolers of Chicago. Well, I did because I'm me and I'm always looking for someone to blame for something. But, I kind of understood it. Our man with the plan Tick Tock made his choice and Gary wouldn't let us keep them both, so...it's history.
I don't like him now, though. Not one bit.
Matinee tilt today boys and girls. Captain Obvious, reiterating his comment from the LB: "Color me pessimistic, but after the 1st period, I kinda thought DET got taken to the woodshed. But for Jimmy, it’d been a whole lot worse."
Seems I'm not the only to notice that fact: Babcock said it boils down to this: His team didn't skate. “If you don't skate better, you have no chance,'' he said. “We were very poor, we didn't execute at all, we didn't skate, so we're all spread out. There was no one for the D to pass to. We didn't play fast. We played fine in the first 20 minutes, after that we got skated into the ice.''
CHI have won 8 straight - - DET are due, right? LGRW
The Detroit Red Wings have been in the Western Conference for like, I don't know, 30 years. Something like that. The specifics escape me and most of you know the weight I give facts, anyway.
Well, there are a few--facts, that is--that I like to fall back on. They help me sleep. They make me feel warm, almost like the Speed Racer footy pajamas I wore my freshman (and only) year at Northern Michigan.
One of those facts is this: the West has belonged to the Wings. It is ours. We own it. I can say "we" because "we" have filled the western arenas. Every game. Every time Detroit's in town. You've raised prices. You've whined. You've written letters. And we still...kept...coming.
The "Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe" Ticket Contest is back.
This contest is open anytime the NHL plays a regular season or playoff game and Pierre McGuire is on TV in the building. Get a sign behind Pierre's head on a TV broadcast saying "Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe" and win two tickets to a Maple Leafs home game of your choice next regular season and two tickets to the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto, Canada.
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Pierre McGuire, our beloved Douche Canoe, is an Emmy winner. I feel this contest now has to honour McGuire throughout the regular season in addition to the playoffs. Just like the Emmy selection panel.
W 2-1 (OT), W 5-2, L 2-3 (OT), W 3-0, W 5-1 - - - apparently, by laying waste to Minny (see below).
In the first round, a few prognisticators gave the Wings a chance. Not so in round 2, everybody and their dog have the 'Hawks winning this series (oh, just stop looking in the mirror); statistically you can readily see why. Little brother are a freaking machine. But, as some of you remember (all too horribly well), the machine doesn't always win.
The Wings are playing with house money this series - - and maybe that'll give them a chance. If so, Jimmah will have to be amazing, and some of the skaters will have to play - - at least to expectations, if not outta their minds.
The 'Hawks are rusty and under pressure - - the Wings steal game 1.
And he deserves your apology. You ragged him and you ripped our Uncle Mike. It was unseemly of you and you all should be ashamed. In fact, read what you wrote and consider yourselves admonished.
Is this some fairy tale I'm living through? Am I in Denver?
So...forget putting Tatar--arguably the most creative offensive player on the Wings the last month or so--on a line with Datsyuk. That's just crazy talk. You NEED Abdelkader on that line, Mike.
That's sarcastic and it was inappropriate. One of you needs to step forward and take responsibility for your childish, short-sighted blasphemy.
Oh, that was me. Nevermind.
It's been a long, long day. Torturous. I tried to give you advice this morning. But you didn't take it. Not a single one of you listened. Instead you opted to obsess. You chose to fret and worry, and you probably ruined a whole bunch of Mother's Days. 19 pretty maids all in a row, waiting for you to pamper them. And all you could do was stress about...you know.
Before I go any further and lose this thought, I need to say something. I know I can be sarcastic sometimes and it may come off as arrogant or even insensitive. That's not always coincidental. I do it on purpose every once in a while. But this one's from the heart. I should have said it a couple days ago and it slipped my mind. It shouldn't have.
There is a group of people out there hurting right now, and they deserve our compassion.
Sometime during this series, I'm almost positive I read or heard Uncle Mike say something to the effect of; the longer this series goes, the better he likes the Wings chances to prevail - - he got his wish then. Game 7, for all the marbles. The Wings are either going to Chicago, or going golfing.
The big boys carried the water in Game 6, and that is all well and good; but there can be no passengers tonight. Even more importantly, we have to hear some names for something other than atrocious gaffes (yes, Wally that'd be you).
Fair Warning, Rumbear and Capt D will represent the 19 tonight at the Honda Center. It's all over but the shouting, the Wings have come to take what's theirs.
The other day I made mention of the fact that Ryan Getzlaf hasn't won a faceoff since 2009. That's just a fact, and I can cite the references if you need me to get all redolent on you. I also said he'd been ineffective. That, right there, was dumb and stays dumb today. He's been highly dangerous, a wicked man with a stupid long face and horrible hair.
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