Canucks and Beyond
by Alanah McGinley on 04/05/08 at 02:54 PM ET
The final chapter in the 82 part nightmare that has been the Vancouver Canucks 2007-08 season, unfolds tonight at GM Place. A downer of a game for Canucks fans, but still worth watching for a couple reasons.
For one, a win against the Flames increases the likelihood they become Shark-bait in the first round of the playoffs. And for another, it’s likely to be the goodbye game for Trevor Linden and possibly Markus Naslund. (Miss 604 suggests we consider it the Unofficial Trevor Linden Appreciation Day. Good plan.)
Anyway, about Calgary.
Fortunately I was at the Vancouver Airport yesterday and managed to snap a photo of Dion Phaneuf, who clearly wasn’t expecting any cameras to be around. Apparently he borrowed some of his girlfriend’s clothing in his hurry to make the team plane?
Gotta love a man who’s this comfortable with his masculinity…
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Besides, I blame Lainey. When I read this a couple weeks ago, I knew I’d have to take action:
So Elisha Cuthbert has a thing for hockey players. After Sean there was supposedly a hook up with the Habs’ Mike Komisarek, and now, I’m told it’s Dion Phaneuf and everyone in Calgary will tell you…he’s f*cking amazing.
Just signed 6 year contract reportedly worth over $6 million a year and he’s only 22…one of the brightest young stars in the league. And his c*ck just got a little bigger. Because he’s banging the girl next door.
After reading that, I knew I was either going to have to start vomiting, or engineer some grotesquely-bad photoshopping.
I think I made an excellent choice.
(And I hope you appreciate the trouble I go to, Vancouver, to make this world a better place…)
And for one last time—Go Canucks!
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Alanah McGinley has been blogging hockey since 2003 (with a notable gap in time through 2010, kicking it with new baby Lucy while living knee-deep in chaos while reading "parenting for complete idiots" during every spare minute) sharing opinions, rants and not-so-deep thoughts with anyone who will listen.
In addition to writing Canucks & Beyond and helping manage Kukla's Korner, Alanah was one of the founders and co-hosts of The Crazy Canucks Podcast. She has contributed pieces to FoxSports.com and the New York Times Slapshot blog, as well as other stray destinations in cyberspace.
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