Abel to Yzerman
by IwoCPO on 05/20/08 at 12:46 PM ET
Look. It’s not like we didn’t see this coming. It’s not as if we expected that the Finals would, umm, refine us as a group of 19 Wing fans. So we have a choice. We can raise our level of conversation. We can combat the evil hordes at Pensblog with statistical references and mythical powerpoint presentations dating back to the 2003 draft…
...or we can fall back on what we know. We can let our instincts guide us to that haven of juvenilacity where we feel warm and secure.
I choose the latter. Bitches.
Here’s the deal. There are 19 of us and 870, 000 of them. I counted. We cannot combat them with quantity, only quality. This will not become a photoshop duel, but rather a battle of childish wit. Contradiction of terms? To some, perhaps.
And when the games finally begin…in like a month…thanks Gary. Ass….well, then firetrucks and puppies and hookers and Michigan brewed Ale will be our just rewards.
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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: firstname.lastname@example.org