Abel to Yzerman
by IwoCPO on 06/26/08 at 12:14 PM ET
Memo below inspired by A2Y logic Czar, Grampa Pinhead.
Dear Tick Tock,
I know I said I’d leave you alone this summer. I said this was the true “Summer of Ken.” Your time to relax and enjoy the accolades and the rainbows, the puppies and bonfires and stuff.
But I take it back. I take it all back and I’m not ashamed.
We want you to sign Darcy Tucker.
We want you to sign him quickly, like July 1st at 0001. We’d like you to sign him because we saw what Dallas Drake did for this team last year and we think Tucker would offer at least that.
We’d like you to sign him because as much as we enjoy antagonizing the Dive fans and the Bitter Bitch Blues fans, the instinct to give it to the TO faithful is ingrained in us like nothing else.
We think you can get Tucker for relatively cheap, Kenny. We’re thinking 4 mil/year for two years? Yep. Fits the structure doesn’t it? I told you it would.
Kenny, you’re our friend. We like you.
Now get it done bitch.
(Some of) The A2Y 19
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