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Note To Kenny: I’ve Got Another One For You

Memo below inspired by A2Y logic Czar, Grampa Pinhead.

Dear Tick Tock,

I know I said I’d leave you alone this summer.  I said this was the true “Summer of Ken.” Your time to relax and enjoy the accolades and the rainbows, the puppies and bonfires and stuff.

But I take it back. I take it all back and I’m not ashamed.

Because Kenny?

We want you to sign Darcy Tucker.

We want you to sign him quickly, like July 1st at 0001.  We’d like you to sign him because we saw what Dallas Drake did for this team last year and we think Tucker would offer at least that.

We’d like you to sign him because as much as we enjoy antagonizing the Dive fans and the Bitter Bitch Blues fans, the instinct to give it to the TO faithful is ingrained in us like nothing else.

We think you can get Tucker for relatively cheap, Kenny. We’re thinking 4 mil/year for two years?  Yep. Fits the structure doesn’t it?  I told you it would.

Kenny, you’re our friend. We like you.

Now get it done bitch.

(Some of) The A2Y 19

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com